20/06/2026
Kimya Gym!
Get LEAN
Get STRONG
Get SEXY
the primal way...
No Mirrors, more deadlifts
No Ego's, more burpees
LESS selfies 😁
more Results!
(shoes optional!)
See you Monday evening 17h30!
164 Nkwe rd
Tierpoort
Prices:
https://www.kimya.co.za/services-4
15/06/2026
This year… skip the crowded restaurants, the shopping centres and the “Dad socks special” 😅
Come do something memorable instead.
We’re turning Father’s Day into a full-on adventure day at Kimya with scuba diving, strongman challenges, massages, proper potjie and good vibes all round 🤿💪🍲
🌊 Discover Scuba Diving (DSD) — R250
Ever wondered what it feels like to breathe underwater? Here’s your chance.
💪 Strongman Challenge
Bring your dad, your mates, your wife and/or your girlfriend to come hear how much stronger you were in the army...😘
Events include:
🔥 Kettlebell & Chain Throw
🔥 Scottish Caber Toss
🔥 1 Minute Tyre Flip Challenge
🔥 Shot Put
Cool prizes to be won…
💆 15min Neck & Back Massage — R250
For the dads whose recovery time is now longer than their workout 😂
🍲 Lamb or Chicken Potjie — R150
Hot, hearty and perfect after a day of chaos.
(And yes… obviously there will be sourdough bread.)
📍 164 Nkwe Road, Tierpoort
📞 082 313 8924
Bookings are essential — especially for the scuba sessions.
Winter sun. Crystal-clear water. Great food.
Honestly… that sounds way better than drowning onion rings in Durky sauce 😎
10/06/2026
💦 YOUTH DAY SPLASH FESTIVAL 💦
📍 Kimya Centre – 16 June | 9AM–5PM
This Youth Day we’re turning the pool, café and wellness space into one giant excuse to have fun. 😎
✔️ Try Scuba Experience (90 mins) – R250
✔️ Wellness Neck & Shoulder Massages – R200
✔️ Great food, coffee & Youth Day specials
✔️ Colouring competition & prizes for the kids
✔️ Heated indoor pool vibes all day long 🌴
Whether you want to breathe underwater for the first time, relax with a massage, or just escape winter with good food, great wine and even better people… we’ve got you covered.
⚠️ Limited scuba slots available – booking essential!
📲 Book now: 082 313 8924
📍 164 Nkwe Road, Tierpoort
🌐 www.kimya.co.za
Come for the fun. Stay for the experience. 💙
03/06/2026
What an amazing privilege to introduce these enthusiastic STEAM learners to the underwater world!
We hope this experience not only inspired a love for the ocean but also sparked interest in future careers in marine science, engineering, conservation, and scuba diving.
Thank you for choosing Kimya Divers to be part of your FIRST LEGO League SUBMERGED℠ journey. We can't wait to see where your curiosity and innovation take you!
Today's learners could be tomorrow's ocean explorers.
03/06/2026
🇿🇦🤿 SAFA divers… this housing might be the safest place for your phone. 😳
Because now!
✅ You DON’T leave your phone under the gazebo while diving… only to track it later somewhere between Sodwana and Mozambique.
✅ Your hungover buddies on the beach can’t take cursed photos of themselves from below the chin while you’re diving.
✅ Nobody’s aunt can accidentally sit on it with SPF-covered cheeks.
✅ You can edit and upload your videos immediately after the dive instead of waiting 3–5 business days for “that oke with the new GoPro!”
✅ One charger. One device. One less cable nest in your dive bag.
✅ And let’s be honest… your phone camera is already shooting Netflix documentaries compared to most dive cameras. 😂📸
Meanwhile your buddies are still taking underwater photos that look like CCTV footage from a petrol station robbery.
📸 Divevolk SeaTouch 4 Max Plus
💥 R7995
If you survived reading this whole chaotic masterpiece, congratulations — your next cappuccino at Kimya Café is officially on us. ☕😂
Available now from Kimya Divers.
24/05/2026
“Refreshing” is one word for it… 🥶😂
Miracle Waters yesterday with this legendary bunch, and somehow we decided one day wasn’t enough… so we’re back again today.
Great people, lots of laughs, and clear crispy water that definitely wakes up the soul. 🌊
Monday’s gonna feel VERY boring after this.
Kimya family getting stronger every weekend.