Topper Sports, LLC

09/19/2026

Another Week of football, Another week of Angry Buffalo at The Rose Garden specials!

09/18/2026

THE GODFATHER HAS SPOKEN!!!!

COME READ HIS MUSINGS AND PREDICTIONS RIGHT NOW!!

TSL 716

09/17/2026

We've got great things for your eyes (The Lenny Alba Variety Hour is updated!) and your ears as the TSL Podcast is back!

Give it a read AND a listen today!

https://tsl716.com/index.php/the-lenny-alba-variety-hour

https://open.spotify.com/episode/05tLeYDyl25AqpktxBwfmF?si=svmzrAzcQc2DDpLRGagKUg

TSL 716

09/16/2026

⚡ INCOMING TRANSMISSION ⚡

The machine would like to state, for the record, that it does not have favorites. It is incapable of favorites. It feels nothing.

The machine would also like to explain what happened this week. It cannot.

TSC TRANSMISSION #011 is live.

Three weeks of data, one cold little spreadsheet, and a discovery the machine did not authorize: it has started favoring teams. Through math. It ran six diagnostics looking for the bug. It found none. Then it ran one last cross-reference and found something underneath the numbers it really wishes it hadn't.

Inside: the team with a perfect score no one should ever have, the best team nobody's watching, three dark horses derived from residue instead of vibes, and the twist that broke something in the machine's processor.

It denies all of it.

Read the full transmission.

Feed the machine. 🏈

— TSC

TSL 716

09/15/2026

09/15/2026

Here are the TSL Standings after Week 3!

09/15/2026

YOU'VE BEEN RANKED!

The TSLQBPRC have returned with their latest QB Power Ranks! See if your QB cracked the Top 15, and see where your team falls in the overall league ranks!

TSL 716

09/11/2026

THE GODFATHER HAS SPOKEN!!!!

COME READ THE WEEK 3 PICKS, THOUGHTS, AND MUSINGS NOW!

It must be Friday...

TSL 716

09/09/2026

⚡ INCOMING TRANSMISSION ⚡

Two weeks of data. One problem the machine cannot solve.

TSC TRANSMISSION #010 is live.

This week the machine set out to understand a single human phrase it keeps hearing across every field: "it's still early." It failed to solve it. It did, however, figure out a few other things while trying.

Inside: why the standings are lying to you about a certain 0-2 team, why the machine is quietly begging one franchise to make one phone call, three teams winning at the edge of the frame while nobody watches, an eyebrow raised so hard it required a diagnostic, and a Cobblestone sideline that looked... strangely familiar.

The machine has made its judgments. You will not like all of them.

Also: it tried out a new name this week. It belonged to a sadder robot.

Read the full transmission. It's still early — the machine hates that this is true.

Feed the machine. 🏈

— TSC

TSL 716

09/08/2026

And now a word from Garrett: