08/20/2026
🚨 NEW location 🚨
On Friday we are heading to green lake for playapalooza! Jason is BACK from his travels and he’s been cooking up such a fun workout for all of us! The vibes will be high, the workout is free and the community is the best (I’m not even being biased)! Meet us at the Greenlake arches at 6:29 am! ⏰
08/20/2026
Yesterday we had SUCH a fun workout guest led by Mario! Huge shoutout to him for such a great time! 💥
08/19/2026
Set those alarms ⏰ so you’re not late!! We have a guest lead tomorrow! 💥 🥳 MARIO!!!
It’s going to be a great time! Bring your friends, your neighbor or your roommates; we want to workout with you!
Join us on Wednesday at gas works park!
08/18/2026
Location change for Friday: Green Lake East Beach
While we love our 🪿 friends, the concentration of 💩 was not so fun at Fritz Hesges last month. So we’re switching Friday to Green Lake. Meet as the arch!
08/16/2026
It was a very mermaid workout at Alki beach! In classic fashion, it was also cloudy, but we made the most of our day in the sand with some Sebastian squats, mermaid crunches, and treasure gathering twists!
Announcements
🧜♀️ Wednesday - Gas Works Park w/ guest lead Mario Petrocco
🧜♂️ Friday Playapalooza continues - we’ll post the location. ASAP as we will likely switch from Fritz Hedges due to the goose poo prominence there
🧜♀️ upcoming fun! Save the dates: 8/25 Birthday Social (evening), 8/26 NP Sea 11th Birthday, week of 9/14 SLAM
08/14/2026
Our next Playapalooza Friday stop: Alki Beach!
We’re back to the West Seattle fave for our second and final time this year! You won’t want to miss our very under the sea workout!*
*the workout is not actually under water …. Unless you count the optional post workout plunge
🏖️ Friday, 6:29am
🏖️ Alki beach - meet near the bathhouse
🏖️ Bring your friends, bring your favorite mermaid story, drop your below
08/12/2026
It was yearbook photos and a Clue mashup:
The culprit? Humpy the Salmon, at the playground, with plank up downs 👀
congrats to all the teams for solving the crime!!
Join us for more fun on Friday at alki beach! 6:29am!
08/11/2026
🧐 🕵️ 🚨 TOMORROW 🚨 🕵️ 🧐
Come prepared in your best CLUE / detective outfit and get ready for YEARBOOK PHOTOS AND a NP SEA mystery! Dun dun dunnnnnn. It’s a real WHOSE DONE IT and you all must help solve the mystery!
Don’t be late! ⏰ set your alarms. Get ready to bounce on the slab at 6:29am. Gas works park ‼️
08/11/2026
Reminder: Wednesday is Yearbook Photo day!
What’s yearbook photo day, you ask? It’s our annual themed portrait day. Come with a costume or just use our props. Creativity highly encouraged and I’m a de short weeks, you’ll get your very own NP photo!
This year, the theme is Clue! Think country manor mystery. Create your own character. Dress as the library. Interpret in whatever way is the most fun.
We will have a workout and we will take your portraits.
📸 Wednesday 6:29am (please be punctual)
📸 Gas Works Park
08/10/2026
Month two of Playapalooza has begun! Less smoke and more smiles for our Golden Gardens adventures.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
☀️ Wednesday - Yearbook photos (Clue is the theme)
☀️ Friday - Alki Beach