I help single people become the catch they're looking for & choose secure, aligned love.
Think of me as your own personal PR firm, & get ready to actually *enjoy* dating đź’–
Are you a (straight) man who wants to make more money AND live longer? Then you need to understand this about women đź’–
DATING APP STRATEGY:
1. If I was blind, am I genuinely curious about this person? Is there something on their profile that is really speaking to me?
2. Do we live close enough to each other to actually give this a real shot (DONT SKIP THIS STEP! You have too many options & too little time to be straining yourself on someone really far away)
3. Does this person meet all of the bases of my cupcake from what I can tell in their profile (wants kids or has them, kind / loyal / emotionally stable, into a healthy lifestyle)?
4. Is there effortless conversation to be sparked immediately upon matching? If not, I SAID GOOD DAY.
Come laugh with me this Friday!! 7pm @ The Fremont Abbey Arts Center. Allison Goldberg will have you cackling while she helps an amazing bachelorette choose a fabulous bachelor (who can’t speak). Singles abound if you’re not partnered. A hilarious date night if you are! 💖
Tickets at the link in her bio or DM me for more details 🥂
08/04/2026
August events list is out! Link to the newsletter is in my bio. If you’re not on the list DM me your email so you know all the date-worthy happenings in the PNW this month. And remember, you need to date your friends / your kids / YOURSELF, too 💖🪩🥂
My husband is incredibly smart & carries arguably more domestic load than I do. The skill difference still exists.
In nature, when one s*x carries the majority of cost for procreation, THEY CHOOSE. As a dating coach I see this very clearly as a resounding truth. Patriarchy is a perversion of nature that created a workaround for unchooseable men, but IT IS NOT NATURAL & that time has come to an end.
Matriarchy is not reverse patriarchy. It’s a way of living that pedestals life / love / care / connection (estrogen, oxytocin) instead of competition / domination (testosterone, dopamine).
The matriarchy is already here. RIP patriarchal capitalism. You suck & we are beyond you. I SAID GOOD DAY.
07/23/2026
Relationships are nothing if not a mirror to reflect to us the work we still need to do đź’–
Mathew Micheletti & Ashley Micheletti
*YOU* are the love of your life. Chances are the version of love you’re pursuing was a marketing campaign (I’m looking at you, De Beers engagement ring campaign of 1947 - “a diamond is forever” - patriarchal brainwashing that we need to find “the one” person to put a ring on us & all problems will be solved!)
We need a network of loving relationships to live a truly fulfilling life (your network is your net worth bb!) & a community of people to support us in navigating the human experience.
How do we build that? By showing every single person you can *who you really are* so that your people can find you, & together yall can get creative designing a lifestyle that works for you!
TW: Santa.
911 makes firemen come ❤️‍🔥