Big Booty Bait Co.

Big Booty Bait Co.

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If fishing, and comedy are your thing. Then, Big B***y Bait Co. is your new favorite fishing brand.

From absurd lures to cartoons about talking fish, we keep it stupid… on purpose.

05/16/2026

Chemistry is fun, check out this “Longestboi” prototype we made 😅.

… we’re uh, we’re still testing this stuff.

04/04/2026

Wowee, let’s field test our new “Standardized Lunker Assessment Board”! Measure all sorts of stuff. As a bonus we even included, fish!

This board is so big it makes all the fish look small… even the big ones.

If you make it all the way through the video great job you did it… follow if you uh, if you wanna bag one of these here booooooards and stuff.

Photos from Big B***y Bait Co.'s post 04/02/2026

Had to wait until after April Fools to post because we’re so damn serious about “dog” hats.

Protect that snoot! 3 sizes to fit most “dog” things with a dog like, animal-ish head.

FYI do not attempt coax wild animals out of the creek using week old cheese pizza, and try to put hats on them. These are domestic “dog” hats… 😐

Dog Hats! We got em.

03/28/2026

Took my girl to watch the sunset, she said yes. 😭

11/25/2025

Our “Marketing Fish” (🐟) wants you to know, we’re doing a Black Friday sale. So eh, send this banger to someone and let em know what bait you want stuffed in your stocking. 🤣

11/16/2025

Uh oh, someone opened a “Can of Worms” and now it’s GIVEAWAY TIME! Enter for your chance to some 26” and 13.5” worms, and maybe save humanity!!!

Why are we doing this? Well, it’s complicated but here’s the short idea. Our can is resealable, and collectible which means you can close the can of worms you opened! In the history of canned worms this has never been done! But it goes deeper… much much deeper 😟

See the release from Prof. McDonkingston below. 👇

“Thanks to our relentless commitment to unnecessary innovation, we produced a handful of these. In theory returning canned worms to multi-modal existence may do two things A) allow for the closing of a “can of worms” which have been opened, preventing the spread of unfortunate events that commonly follow a “can of worms” being opened, and B) the closing of the can may correct a temporal shift we observed in 2012. We have data suggesting the shifting timeline remains uncorrected as fortunate outcomes have leaned from 69% down to 67%… even the percentages don’t make sense but that’s what the math says. Our aim is to correct the timeline… someone needs to open this can of worms… and subsequently close it… and maybe open it again… to save humanity” - Prof. L. McDonkingston

So enter the giveaway.
Win the giveaway.
Open the can.
Catch fish.
Close the can.
Save humanity. (Maybe)

*Like this post, comment/tag a friend you’d open a can of worms with, and follow yer bois

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*Disclaimer: Must be 18+ older to win the stuff, US resident, and no guarantee you’ll save humanity…

11/12/2025

Ever feel weird asking other anglers how they like to work their worm? We’ll take one off the “sus questions” board for ya with our visual guide to the Neko Rig… it’s uh, it’s one of the many ways we like to work our worms!

10/18/2025

Swung by to offload er…DROP OFF, some sweet B3Co swag that really only says “Big Fish”, swearsies… If you want to get in on these prizes and you’re in south Texas, head over to the FTM Classic at Canyon Lake tomorrow. Will said he’ll be open to registrations until the buttcrack of dawn, totally his words.

09/18/2025

Everyone wish Xkütur luck! 😭

Honestly, since arriving on Earth our resident alien Xkütur hasn’t left Texas, he’s addicted to Big Red, Barbacoa, and BBQ, can’t blame him… But he really needs to get out of the ship all of his spore glands are clogged and we haven’t had any for weeks, told him the only thing that’ll fix it is legit NY pizza, that’s what all humans do to unclog their spore glands. So we decided to send him to the big apple along with these disgusting props we made for our pals next short film!!! So yeah, good luck Xkütur it’ll be kinda like summer camp. And you guys go follow our friend to see what they’ll be up to 🫣

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