Halfbak3d Sports

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09/06/2026

Bro took three pairs of ankles, two defensemen's souls, and a GPS navigation system on that play alone.

Already found next year's favorite player.

O-H!

09/06/2026

Josh Aldridge’s defense came out locked in and saved the day with this clutch pick. A little concerned that Hartline’s offense didn’t quite look as advertised in Week 1, but a W is a W. Time to clean it up and move on to Army next week.

🤘

Glad to see cheating is on full effect already
09/06/2026

Glad to see cheating is on full effect already

07/06/2026

England today

“Yeah baby, groovy result. Very shagadelic. Do I make you nervous, baby? Do I?”

England fans

After watching that? Yes. Very much yes.

Rest of world

England is so not winning the World Cup.

This dude is not beating the Majin Buu allegations.
07/06/2026

This dude is not beating the Majin Buu allegations.

07/05/2026

Apparently Wimbledon is happening right now too. Good for them.

07/04/2026

Imagine this being your Uber ride tonight.

Happy 250th, America. The only country where this counts as a parade float.

From Halfbak3d 🇺🇸🎆

07/04/2026

Absolutely gutted we missed Argentina-Cape Verde.

Hearing it was insane, but we will not be giving takes because we did not watch it and we have integrity.

Please follow for more brave acts of not lying on the internet.

07/04/2026

Kicking off July 4th weekend with a late night post.

A smoke show, a spin kick, and the American dream. 🇺🇸🎆

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