Glowing Greens

The blacklight artwork on the course looks cool on its own, but there's a way to make it hit different. You can grab a pair of 3D glasses at the front desk for a couple bucks before you start. It makes the walls pop out at you and makes lined-up shots a lot harder to judge. It's totally optional, but it definitely changes how the course plays out.

Mini golf is fine on its own, but it gets better when you have a drink in your hand. If you're over 21, we have a solid lineup of craft beer, cider, and sake ready at the counter. Grab a pint before you hit the first hole, or carry it with you while you play through the glowing course. It makes missing a easy putt a lot easier to take.

Looking for something to do in downtown Portland that isn't just sitting at a bar? Down in the basement on Taylor Street, there's a whole blacklight mini golf course waiting for you. You get 13 holes of glowing pirate nonsense. It's weird, it's dark, and it gets you out of the heat for an hour. Bring a friend, grab a putter, and try not to lose your ball in the dark.

We are down to the last month of summer, so do not waste it sitting on the couch. Glowing Greens have 13 black light LED holes right in the heart of downtown. It is weird, dark, and a total blast. Check out our main site and schedule your visit for this weekend.

Summer is winding down, but it is still way too hot outside. Head underground to Glowing Greens for 13 immersive holes lit up by black lights. It keeps you cool, and the courses test your aim. Bring some friends down this week and see who takes home the trophy. Book your tee time on our website now.

Clear your schedule this Wednesday. We run gaming nights from 6pm to close, and it is easily the best way to spend a mid-weeknight. Grab a putter, bring your crew, and call us for the full details before you head over. Claim your spot online today before we fill up.

Glowing Greens is the easiest way to beat the heat and the haze in August. You get 13 holes of blacklight mini-golf, cool air, and a chance to prove to your visiting in-laws that you actually have athletic talent.

Even better, we are giving you a break on the ticket price this month. Book your tee time online and use the code SUMMER at checkout for 25% off your round.

Wednesday Tabletop Gaming!

Here’s the thing about mid-week boredom: you don’t have to suffer through it. Every Wednesday night from 6 PM to close, we offer free gaming space. Bring your D&D group, your favorite board game, or your Magic deck and claim a table.

There is zero venue fee to play. All we ask is that you support the space by grabbing a drink or two from the bar while you roll dice. Just remember, no outside food or drinks allowed.

Underneath the city streets, there is this neon wonderland that smells slightly of adventure and strictly indoor fun. Glowing Greens isn’t your grandma’s country club golf, thank goodness. You’re dodging 3D tropical terrors while trying to cure your terrible short game. It’s chaotic. It’s bright. Perfect for when the Pacific Northwest weather decides to act up again—which is always. Grab a putter and get weird.

Ever tried sinking a birdie while a neon skeleton stares into your soul? Glowing Greens is just different. It’s dark, it’s loud, and the blacklight vibe makes your sneakers look radioactive—which is honestly pretty cool. Forget dsily grind for a bit. Go whack a glowing ball past some subterranean pirates. You might lose a ball, but honestly, who cares? It beats another night of doom scrolling.