Jimmy Jabs

Jimmy "Jabs" Jablonski loves booze, drugs, and of course, the Philadelphia "Iggles".

If people born in Philadelphia are known for one thing, it's that they don't take s**t from anyone. Jimmy Jablonski is no different, unless that "s**t" happens to be drugs, he will always take it from anyone. "Jabs" is from Juniata park, a tough, blue collar neighborhood right off of Roosevelt boulevard in northeast Philadelphia. Even though he never seems to have somewhere to stay, he is always working hard to support his white trash lifestyle.