Minnesota Sentinels Hockey

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM SENTINEL 6
I NEED ANSWERS.
WHO. THE HELL. IS RUNNING THIS SENTINEL LEAKER SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT?!

Because whoever is currently behind the keyboard appears to be impersonating members of Minnesota Sentinels leadership while releasing documents that I can say, with 100% certainty, WERE NEVER SUPPOSED TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.

Those documents were supposed to be BURNED.
Not shredded.
Not archived.
Not “saved just in case.”
BURNED.
And NOW I’m being informed that there may also be certain… photographs… circulating from “a few years back.”

I will not be commenting on those photographs.
I will not be confirming the authenticity of those photographs.
And I would strongly encourage everyone to remember that camera angles can be VERY misleading.
Also, costumes were involved.
Probably.

This organization has procedures. We have standards. We have a chain of command.
Apparently what we DO NOT HAVE is control of our own damn social media passwords.

Sentinel 4 claims he knows nothing.
Sentinel 3 suddenly “doesn’t have cell service.”

The Captains have stopped responding.
And somebody just changed the password AGAIN.
I want names.
I want answers.
I want to know WHO HAS THE FILES.
And most importantly…
WHO THE HELL KEPT THE PHOTOS?!
An internal investigation has begun.
Cooperation is mandatory.
Amnesty is no longer being offered.
HEADS. WILL. ROLL.
— Sentinel 6

MINNESOTA SENTINELS: CHAPTER 4
The Chapter Where Somehow, Against All Better Judgment, We Kept Going

Narrated by Sentinel 6

And just like that…

Chapter Four comes to an end.

Another page filled. Another season in the books. Another year of Minnesota Sentinels hockey that, depending on who you ask, was either a tremendous success or compelling evidence that adult supervision should have been required.

Chapter Four had a little bit of everything.

Hockey.
Tournaments.
Team dinners.
New faces.
Old friends.
Great memories.
Terrible ideas.

And enough questionable decisions to make you wonder how this organization has survived four chapters in the first place.

There were even rumors of our demise.

Turns out…

those rumors were greatly exaggerated.

Because if four years have taught us anything, it's that the Minnesota Sentinels are remarkably difficult to get rid of.

We kept showing up.

We kept putting on the sweater.

We kept finding reasons to get together and play this ridiculous game we love.

And somewhere along the way, a simple Player of the Game tradition continued spiraling beautifully out of control.

We Battled for an AXE!

We played out side... Some would say it was brisk.

We became the Pink Pony Sentinels.

We went back to the glory days with the Old Time Hockey Sentinels.

We protected Minnesota's highways as the Super Trooper Sentinels.

And in perhaps the strongest argument against giving Mike PowerSerge creative freedom…

We became the Big Dill Sentinels.

What started as simple event tags—a little something to commemorate a game and thank the our players who showed up—has become something much bigger.

They're snapshots of Chapter Four.

Little pieces of plastic representing people, places, games, inside jokes and stories that will probably get increasingly inaccurate every time they're told.

And that's really what this chapter was about.

The memories.

Because years from now, nobody is going to remember the final score of some random Thursday-night skate.

But somebody will remember the locker room afterward.

The tournament.

The ridiculous theme.

The chirps.

The guy who forgot something important.

The save nobody expected.

The goal that gets better every time the person who scored it tells the story.

And the people standing beside them when it happened.

That's the Minnesota Sentinels.

And now…

it's time to turn the page.

Chapter Five is waiting.

And our fifth chapter begins with something that means considerably more than wins, losses or whatever nonsense we dream up next.

September 11, 2026.

Twenty-five years after a day that changed our country forever, we'll take the ice for our annual Honor & Remember Game.

We'll remember those who went to work that morning and never came home.

We'll honor those who ran toward danger when everyone else was running away.

We'll remember those who answered the call in the years that followed.

And we'll stand beside those who continue to serve today.

Because some things will always be bigger than hockey.

But hockey has a remarkable way of bringing people together.

And that's exactly what we intend to do.

To every player who pulled on a Sentinels sweater during Chapter Four…

To our families who continue tolerating this nonsense…

To our friends, opponents, partners, supporters and everyone who has followed along…

THANK YOU.

Thank you for giving us another chapter worth remembering.

Four chapters are now behind us.

The fifth is sitting there, waiting to be written.

There will be hockey.

There will be tournaments.

There will be new faces and familiar ones.

There will be memories we don't even know we're about to make.

There will absolutely be shenanigans.

And, despite numerous opportunities to learn from our mistakes, there will almost certainly be another completely ridiculous theme.

At some point, somebody will inevitably look around and ask:

"Who the hell thought this was a good idea?"

Don't worry.
We'll find someone to blame.
So close the book on 2025–26.
Put Chapter Four on the shelf.
And get ready.

Because it's time to turn the page.

MINNESOTA SENTINELS: CHAPTER 5
2026–27
The story isn't over.
In fact…

we're just getting started.

KEEP THE WATCH.

— Sentinel 6

THE CARRIER PIGEON HAS SURVIVED THE BORDER CROSSING.

Against all odds, questionable navigation, and what we can only assume was heavy Wisconsin resistance, the bird finally made it back with actual details for:
VETERANS BORDER BATTLE — BATTLE FOR THE AXE V

That’s right, Beauts. The Axe is back on the line.
Saturday, November 14, 2026
Omni Center — Onalaska, Wisconsin
Noon–2:00 PM

We are currently assessing the safest and most tactically sound way to cross into enemy territory. Passports are being checked. Vehicles are being inspected. Emergency cheese-curd rations are being discussed. Nobody panic.

What we DO know is this: when your marquee border battle only happens once a year, you don't half-ass it.

There will more than likely be a silent auction, additional festivities, plenty of chirps, questionable hockey, and two groups of veterans battling for state pride, bragging rights, and—most importantly—THE AXE.

More details will be coming as that carrier pigeon recovers and we convince him to make another trip.

TWO STATES. ONE RIVALRY. ONE MISSION.

Minnesota. Wisconsin.

Battle for the AXE V

The Minnesota Sentinels would like to take a moment to recognize the Lord of the Penalty Box, Keeper of the Sin Bin, Senior Member of the Sentinels…
MR. GERRY “SIN BIN” PAGE!

Now, Gerry is technically our senior member of the organization…
Senior in age only.

This is a man who looked at the Marine Corps and apparently thought:
“You know what? I could use MORE of a challenge.”
So naturally, he joined the Army.

Because apparently serving as a Marine wasn't enough. The man needed to experience the full spectrum of poor decision-making.

And now he brings that same level of questionable judgment to the hockey rink.

Gerry has established himself as the undisputed Lord of the Penalty Box, where he has spent enough time to qualify for residency.

Some guys go to the box because they made a mistake.
Gerry goes to the box because the box misses him when he's gone.

So today, from all of us at the Minnesota Sentinels:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GERRY “SIN BIN” PAGE!

May your day be filled with cold beverages, good friends, minimal referees, and absolutely NO penalties.
Although let's be honest… We'll believe that when we see it.
Semper Fi. Hooah.�And whatever the hell we're supposed to yell for hockey.

KEEP THE WATCH, OLD MAN!

HONOR. REMEMBER. PLAY FOR THEM.

On September 11, 2026, the Minnesota Sentinels will take the ice at Centennial Sports Arena for our Honor & Remember Game.
This night isn't really about the scoreboard.

It’s about a day 25 years ago that changed our country forever. It’s about remembering the lives lost on September 11, 2001. It’s about honoring the families who were forever changed, and the countless people who stepped forward in the days, weeks, and years that followed.

And it’s about remembering that freedom, community, and the opportunity to simply lace up our skates and play the game we love are things worth fighting for.

We are incredibly honored to have our friends from Roger Up! and Lunch Bucket Hockey joining us for the evening. We'll also have a Minnesota Sentinels merch table featuring Top Cheese Hockey wax, with plenty of Sentinels gear and hockey goodness available.

But when the puck drops, the reason we're there is bigger than hockey.

We play for those who can't.�We remember those who were lost.�We honor those who answered the call.�And we carry their memory forward.

For them, we continue to fight.�For them, we continue to remember.�For them, we continue to play the game we love.

September 11, 2026 | Centennial Sports Arena�Honor & Remember.

BIRTHDAY INVESTIGATION: ISAIAH RONNING
Well Beauts… apparently it’s somebody’s birthday.

Yes… Isaiah Ronning.
Unfortunately, not THE only Ronning…
And honestly, we don’t know a whole lot about this mysterious new character who has wandered into the Minnesota Sentinels organization.

We do know a few things:
He apparently enjoys hockey.�He has been spotted wearing PINK GLOVES at our skates.�He has somehow made it through the Sentinel vetting process.�
And rumor has it his birthday wish this year is the CCM x Barbie hockey stick collaboration.

Now, we here at the Sentinels are not saying this is a cry for help…
But CCM, Barbie, Somebody.
This man has a birthday wish.
DO THE RIGHT THING.

So from the entire Minnesota Sentinels organization:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ISAIAH!
May your birthday be filled with cake, cold beverages, good friends, and a suspiciously pink hockey stick.
Welcome to the Sentinels, kid.
We’re still trying to figure you out.
And frankly, we’re a little concerned.

BIRTHDAY BOY SIGHTING!

Today the Minnesota Sentinels would like to wish a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Kyle Williams!

Kyle, congratulations on making it another year without the Sentinels officially putting you on waivers.

That's commitment.

Or poor judgment.

We're not entirely sure which.

Regardless, we're damn glad you're part of the crew.

Have a great birthday, Kyle! Eat too much cake, enjoy a few beverages, and remember:

Age is just a number. Hockey injuries are forever.

Happy Birthday from the entire Sentinel family!

STOP THE PRESSES!

Today we celebrate the birthday of Andy “Mac” MacDonald!

Mac has officially completed another successful year of avoiding responsibility, making questionable hockey decisions, and somehow convincing people that this is all part of the plan.

Honestly, we're impressed.

So grab yourself a birthday beverage, Mac, and enjoy your day.

You’ve earned it.

Well… probably.

From your Sentinel family:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAC!

May this next year bring you fewer injuries, more goals, better decisions, and absolutely no evidence of anything that happened in the locker room.