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Effective immediately, women operating a Callaway Golf driver must report to the first tee wearing:

⛑️ OSHA-approved helmet
🥽 Protective eyewear
🫧 Minimum 3 layers of industrial bubble wrap
🦵 Knee + elbow protection
🩹 Mandatory first-aid kit
🚑 Emergency personnel on standby
⚠️ And absolutely NO touching the men’s equipment without proper PPE.

Thank you to Good Good and Good Good.girls for bringing this critical workplace hazard to our attention.

Also - this is satire- obviously….

Introducing my custom Trash Panda 🗑️🦝 golf balls because apparently putting a raccoon in a golf skirt on a golf ball is exactly the kind of financial decision I’m making these days.

Vice Golf is offering FREE golf ball customization now through August 31 — so this is your sign to make something completely unhinged.

And because we support bad golf AND questionable spending decisions around here…

💸 Use code GOLFMOM for a discount!

Now please excuse me. I have a tee time behind the dumpster. 🗑️🏌️‍♀️

Just a Tito's Handmade Vodka and Coca-Cola on Alaska Airlines first class

🚨 GOOD GOOD JUST MADE BEING TOO BROKE FOR A DRIVER A SAFETY FEATURE. 💀

Broke Golfer would like to formally condemn the Good Good situation right alongside Callaway Golf . ✋⛳️

We came for golf content. We did not order WWE: Driver Edition.

So while the internet argues, Broke Golfer is taking the only reasonable course of action:

Sitting peacefully on her bench.
Keeping her hands to herself.
And raising $600 for her own driver. 💀

Because violence isn’t funny.

Broke Golfer Episode 2

Golf is expensive

Camo hat is BUNX GOLF
use code GOLFMOM for 20% off!

You don’t have to be ready. You just have to say YES. 👏

Shonda Rhimes’ Year of Yes theory lives rent-free in my head:

Say yes when you’re scared.
Say yes when you feel underqualified.
Say yes when you’re not ready.
Say yes when your brain has already created 47 reasons why you shouldn’t.

Because sometimes confidence doesn’t come before you do the scary thing.

Sometimes you do the scary thing… and confidence shows up later.

I started saying yes to golf.
Yes to putting myself on the internet.
Yes to opportunities I wasn’t sure I was ready for.
Yes to looking ridiculous while figuring it out.

And turns out, “I have no idea what I’m doing, but sure” is actually a pretty solid life strategy. 😂⛳️

Say yes scared. Figure it out on the way. 💕

Definitely spent way too much time underage at bonfires in someone’s field drinking PBRs and hot boxin cars when I said I was spending the night at Lauren’s house…. I’m good