05/29/2026
Come check us out at the Bluffwoods Renaissance Festival
We'll fight in knight fight isle at noon, 3, and 430 both days, this weekend
Kansas City's armored combat team, representing the greater Kansas City Metro-Area.
05/29/2026
Come check us out at the Bluffwoods Renaissance Festival
We'll fight in knight fight isle at noon, 3, and 430 both days, this weekend
05/12/2026
Check us out on the 23rd at Ash Bash, hosted by Ash and Anvil in Gardner.
Practice 10am to 2pm. Osawatamie. Sunday.
04/01/2026
Does it come in purple? πππ
Big announcement!
Starting this month, we are proud (and slightly confused) to introduce our latest innovation:
L.I.N.G.E.R.I.E.
(Layered Integrated Nano-Guard Enhanced Reinforced Intimidation Equipment)
Yes, you read that correctly.
After years of highly questionable research, our team has developed the worldβs first armor undergarments designed to revolutionize battlefield strategy.
According to completely unverified studies:
π βIt boosts your confidence and intimidates your enemies, especially when worn over armor.β
Features include:
π₯ Tactical frills
π₯ Aerodynamic lace (allegedly)
π₯ +10 charisma, -2 stealth
π Special offer: For a limited time, every full suit of armor comes with a complimentary L.I.N.G.E.R.I.E. set β because true protection starts with questionable decisions.
Whether youβre heading into battle, it has you covered. Literally. Probably. At least partially.
Available now. Or not. Who can say.
Happy April Foolsβ Day ππ₯π₯