Big Putts

BAD ROUND? PICK YOUR EXCUSE.

Then show Sir Rex-a-Lot looking judgmental with choices:

A. “The putter is definitely bent.”
B. “Someone breathed during my backswing.”
C. “That wall bounce was NOT regulation.”
D. “I’m actually really good at real golf.”
E. “I let the kids win.”
F. “The dinosaur intimidated me.” 🦖

Bottom:

DROP YOUR FAVORITE MINI GOLF EXCUSE 👇
Smack Talk Saturday at Big Putts

FRIDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. 😎⛳

The work week did its best.
You survived. Barely. 😂

Now it’s time for the important stuff:

⛳ Questionable putting decisions
🏆 Completely unnecessary competition
😂 Trash talk among friends and family
🦖 Sir Rex-a-Lot judging your short game
🙌 And absolutely ZERO emails.

Putt. Smile. Recharge. Repeat.

It’s FEEL GOOD FRIDAY at Big Putts Mini Golf!

📍 Greenfield
📍 Waukesha

Come leave the week behind and putt your way into the weekend.

🚨 WHAT THE @ #$&% WEDNESDAY IS BACK. 🚨

What’s today’s discount?

We could tell you… but then we’d have to change the name to “Completely Reasonable and Well-Explained Wednesday.” 🤢

And nobody wants that.

Today’s deal is a MYSTERY. 🎁⛳
One day. One discount. Zero clues.

Want to know what it is?
👉 Check out our TikTok .putts and find out!

Could be awesome.
Could be ridiculous.
Could make absolutely no financial sense to us.

That’s Wednesday’s problem. 😂

⛳ Big Putts Mini Golf
Good Putts. Good Vibes. Questionable Business Decisions.

🤠 TAP IN TUESDAY IS GETTING A LITTLE OUT OF HAND. 🤠

We said $10 mini golf all day.

We did NOT say you had to line dance your way to the first tee.

But apparently nobody told these people. 😂

So grab your putter, dust off those questionable dance moves, and mosey on over to Big Putts!

⛳ $10 MINI GOLF ALL DAY!
💃 Bad dancing encouraged
🦖 Sir Rex-a-Lot has absolutely no rhythm
🎳 The bowling pins are judging you
🤠 Cowboy hats completely optional… but clearly helpful

Putt. Dance. Repeat.

Great putts. Great moves. Questionable coordination.

That’s Tap In Tuesday at Big Putts! 😂⛳

WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 📢

Despite absolutely nobody asking for it…

Despite management reviewing the portfolio…

Despite an entire week of questionable artistic decisions…

THE BIG PUTTS STICK FIGURE ARTIST HAS BEEN REHIRED. ✏️😂

Apparently one week of fame was enough to demand a contract extension.

Management voted no.
Sir Rex-a-Lot voted yes.
Sir Rex-a-Lot is a giant T-Rex.

Motion passes. 🦖

So welcome to Stick Figure Week: SEASON TWO.

And since it’s MINI GOLF MONDAY, we’ve got $10 rounds all day long when you say the magic phrase:

👉 “MINI GOLF MONDAY!”

Come for the mini golf.

Stay because apparently we’re going to keep drawing these stupid things. 😂⛳

FAMILY FUN… with one small wardrobe correction. 😂⛳️

We loved having this awesome crew at Big Putts — but there was one tiny problem with the family photo…

The Cubs shirt. 😬🐻

After receiving numerous complaints about the vulgar and offensive material being displayed in a family-friendly establishment, we did what any responsible business would do:

We changed it to a Big Putts shirt. 😂😂😂

Much better. Much more appropriate. Think of the children. 🤣

Thanks for spending part of your day with us — and remember:

Good times. Great putts. Memories made. Cubs shirts digitally removed. ⛳️🦖

After a full week of handcrafted, organic, locally sourced, free-range stick figure artwork…

WE HAVE REHIRED THE ROBOTS. 🤖😂

Apparently our art department got a little too confident after seven days with a Sharpie.

So for SUNDAY FUNDAY, we told AI:

“Make Sir Rex-a-Lot look completely ridiculous.”

AI: Say no more. 🦖👑💥⛳

Helicopters? Yep.
Explosions? Obviously.
Flying golf balls? OSHA probably has questions.
Sir Rex-a-Lot looking like he just dropped the hottest mini golf album of 2026? ABSOLUTELY.

Thanks for joining us for our week of old-school, definitely-not-AI-generated masterpieces.

The stick figures aren’t going away…

But sometimes you just need a T-Rex in a gold chain standing in front of an unnecessary explosion. 😂

SUNDAY FUNDAY AT BIG PUTTS!

🔥 ART CLASS: COMPLETE
🤖 AI: BACK ONLINE
⛳ MINI GOLF: STILL AWESOME

ONE WEEK. SEVEN MASTERPIECES. ZERO REGERTS. 🎨⛳️

And just like that… our week of 100% handcrafted, questionably talented, old-school Big Putts artwork has come to an end.

We laughed.
We cried.
We drew stick people.
We spelled things incorrectly.
We gave Sir Rex-a-Lot arms that probably violate several laws of anatomy.

From Mini Golf Monday to Smack Talk Saturday and everything in between, the Big Putts Art Department gave it everything we had.

Which, artistically speaking, wasn’t much. 😂

But every single line was drawn by hand. Every mistake was authentic. Every stick figure suffered for your entertainment.

No prompts. No pixels. No undo button. Just markers, paper and poor decisions.

Thank you for putting up with my art. ❤️

The Big Putts Art Department will now be taking a well-deserved and possibly permanent sabbatical.

🎨⛳️🦖

ONE WEEK. SEVEN MASTERPIECES. ZERO REGERTS.