High Altitude Roller Derby

09/10/2026

Thank you so much to everyone who purchased one of our limited edition Dark Sky Starlets t-shirts!!💫

Thanks to you all we raised over $475! These funds will go towards tournament fees & registration, travel stipends, and team lodging to get our Starlets to their upcoming tournament, Deep Blue, in Lake Tahoe next weekend!

You can still support HARD by clicking the link in our bio to check out more of our merch! Or if you’re in the area, come support HARD on Saturday, September 19th and Sunday, September 20th at Tahoe Blue Event Center! 💙

09/10/2026

Life is more whimsical with HARD!✨🪩🧚

Roller Derby is usually hard hits and high speed, but there is definitely some whimsy within the chaos! The most whimsical thing you can do is wear glitter while having fun hitting your friends! 🛼🫶🏻

09/08/2026

🚨 EXPERIMENT 626 HAS ESCAPED AND SHE HAS SKATES!! 🚨

Happy birthday to Stitches!!!!! 💙🛼

Needles convinced her to try derby because, allegedly, intimidating new things are a good idea. (Spoiler: they freaking are!!) Now she’s found a place where the rest of the world disappears and she can just play, skate & cause a little chaos.💥

Track bag fuel: Watermelon Sour Patch Kids (or basically anything sour). 🍉🍬

Happy Birthday, Stitches! We love skating with you!!!✨

09/08/2026

Today we’re celebrating Glamazon Pain Forest (she/her)! 🎂

Since joining in Fall 2024, she’s taken on the challenge of derby and found some pretty great friendships along the way. 💚Fueled by Nerds Gummy Clusters, GoGo squeeZ, and pure Glamazon energy. 🍬🍎 We love the challenge that Glam always brings to the track!

Happy birthday, Glamazon! ✨🌲

08/24/2026

🛼 Missed Fresh Meat Bootcamp? You can STILL join us!❤️🖤

Bootcamp may be over, but there’s still time to jump into our Fresh Meat Program! Whether you’re brand new to skating or just ready to try something different, come learn the basics of roller derby and see what all the fun is about. 💥

📅 Sundays | 9–11 AM
📍 Mount Elden Middle School

📅 Wednesdays | 5:30–7:30 PM
📍 Bushmaster Park Skating Rink

Don’t let missing boot camp stop you from giving roller derby a try! Come learn, skate, meet some awesome people, and maybe find your new favorite thing. 🛼✨

📩 Interested? Send us a DM and we’ll help get you rolling!

Know someone who’s been saying they want to try roller derby? Send this post their way! 👀❤️

08/23/2026

🎉🛼 Happy Birthday, Needles and Threats #11! 🛼🎉

Needles joined HARD in 2023 and has been doing the derby with us ever since! ❤️🖤

Her favorite thing about derby? The way it continues to push her out of her comfort zone every day and challenges her to keep growing. 💪✨

And you can always count on finding pretzels or something sour hiding in her track bag. 🥨🍋

Help us wish Needles and Threats a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎂🥳

08/10/2026

🎉 Happy Birthday, Novacaine! 🎉

Nova joined HARD in 2022 and has been rolling with us ever since! What started as putting on a pair of skates turned into competing around the world — something they never imagined they’d be doing. 🛼✨

When Nova isn’t out there doing derby things, you can probably find her enjoying a halftime pickle, gummies… or the ultimate combo: piickle gummies. 😂🥒🍬

We’re so lucky to have you as part of HARD, Nova! We hope your birthday is full of good vibes, great snacks, and absolutely zero penalties. 💚

08/08/2026

Just a reminder! Today at 5! We hope to see you all there 🛼❤️

🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️ Pirates vs. Mermaids 🧜‍♀️🏴‍☠️

Join us for an evening of roller derby as the Pirates take on the Mermaids!

📅 August 8th, 2026
📍 Bushmaster Park Skating Rink
🕟 Arrive by 4:30 PM to grab a good spot!
🛼 First whistle: 5:00 PM

🌞 This is an outdoor event, so bring your lawn chairs, picnic blankets, sunscreen, and umbrellas for shade.

⚓ We encourage everyone to dress up in their best pirate or mermaid gear and join in on the fun!

Bring your crew and we'll see you trackside! 🩵

08/08/2026

🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️ The battle may be over, but the night isn’t! 🎳✨

After Pirates vs. Mermaids, come hang out with us at our official afterparty Starlite Lanes starting at 7:30 PM!

We’ll be trading skates for bowling shoes and celebrating with our skaters, friends, and fans. Come say hi, bowl a few frames, and hang out with us off the track! ❤️🖤

A huge thank you to Starlite Lanes, one of our amazing sponsors, for supporting HARD and giving us a place to keep the fun going!

⚓🧜‍♀️ See you after the bout — all crews welcome!

08/05/2026

📢FUNDRAISER ALERT📢

These prints are only available for 15 days, so don't wait! Grab yours through the link in our bio before they're gone. Or though this link -> https://www.bonfire.com/limited-edition-dark-sky-starlets-2026/

Every purchase helps our team travel, compete, and continue climbing the rankings. None of that would be possible without the incredible support of our friends, families, fans, and community.

Thank you for believing in us, cheering us on, and helping us represent Flagstaff wherever we skate. Your support means more than you know. ❤️🖤