IT'S GREAT TO BE A MICHIGAN WOLVERINE

BREAKING INFORMATION ABOUT SOMETHING WE ALREADY KNEW ABOUT! BUT THIS IS FOR REAL!

HOLY JOHN BIELIEN AND BILL FREIDER BATMAN, DUSTY MAY IS RIDING THE MAVERICK PONY OUTTA ANN ARBOR!

I'm shocked, but UNDERSTAND! As John Bielien said when he shockingly left the Wolverines, for the CLEVELAND CAVALERS, "Sometimes you gotta strike when the iron gets hot"! And DUSTY MAY WAS SITTING ON RADIO ACTIVE MATTERIAL, after his team won the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP! Dusty, is becoming the new NICK SABAN, before he settle down at Bama for football, HE ALWAYS KEPT HIS BAGS PACKED, AND NEVER TOOK EVERYTHING OUTTA OF THE BOXES!

But you can't blame the guy, HE'S GOING TO PROS, TO COACH THE DALLAS MAVERICKS IN THE NBA! WOW! Now, he kind of left a DYNASTY IN BLOOM, but opens the doors for the Michigan Program to CRASH BACK EARTH! You might remember what I said, when the WALMART WOLVERINES FORCED JUWAN HOWARD OUT AS HEAD COACH, "Be careful of what you wish for"! YES MAY CAN FLAT OUT COACH, but when it comes down to be loyal, HE'S JUST LIKE THESE KIDS IN THE TRANSFER PORTAL! So now WOLVERINES, WE HAVE ANOTHER BRIAN ELLERBE SITUATION ON OUR HANDS, but with a guy they just hired last week, to be an assistant coach, Mike Boynton Jr.! WHO?

So this season, IF EVERYBODY WHO SAID THEY WERE COMING BACK, comes back, we still have a good year, ON BORROWED TIME AND MAY'S TALENT! Or as mentioned above, PULL THE DARK CURTAINS, another BRIAN ELLERBE SITUATION! And none of the Maize and Blue faithful, WANT TO EVER GO DOWN THAT HOLE AGAIN!

And one thing we all know from this, the SPARTANS, and the REST OF THE BIG TEN, are glad to see MR. MAY GONE TO THE NBA! It's like when the SEC and NCAA, kind of PUSHED SHAQ outta of college basketball, because there was nothing they could do to stop him. AND THEN THAT MONSTER WENT TO THE NBA, AND BECAME A GODZILLA! Or as Shaq would say, a SHAQAZILLA!

Times are a changing in Little Old Ann Arbor town! I wonder if JUWAN WOULD COME BACK, or may even, offer the JOB TO JALEN ROSE OR EVEN A WEBBER? Trust me, THESE GUYS KNOW THE GAME, CAN ATTRACK GREAT PLAYERS, because they know they will be trained by a coach, WHO HAS BEEN TO THE NBA, HAD A CAREER, and knows what to work on, to get them there! I once asked former Spartan Greg Kelser, WHY TOM IZZO has such a hard time putting guys in the NBA? I said asked, is it the way he coaches them up, and gets everything out of them, and they just reach their ceiling? HE LOOKED AT ME, AND SIMPLY SAID "I don't know, that's a great question"!

SO AS FOR NOW, WHILE WE ARE IN COACHING AND BASKETBALL PROGRAM LIMBO, GO BLUE, AND ENJOY YOUR SUMMER!

And riddle me this MICHIGAN FANS, after the SOCCER FRIENDLYS, we've had over the years in the BIG HOUSE, wouldn't look amazing, with this current WORLD CUP FEVER ATMOSPHERE, SEEING 110,000 FANS IN THE 3RD BIGGEST STADIUM IN THE WORLD? Sorry FIFA, YOU SCREWED UP, but I still think you'll be okay!

AND P.S., incase you didn't know, BOTH THE DALLAS STARS AND MAVERICKS, are moving out of their current arena, and are BLACKMAILING THE DALLAS SUBURBS, for TWIN ARENAS, 30 MINUTES FROM DALLAS! As they say, THE KEN FOLK, AIN'T TOO HAPPY ABOUT THAT, but they'll cough up the dough and do it!

BUCKEYES PAY OUT $100 MILLION TO KEEP DR. STRAUSS CASE, HUSHED!

For over 40 years in BUCKEYE LAND, they had a PREDATOR NAMED DR. RICHARD STRAUSS, WHO R***D, FELT UP, ABUSED, MEN AND WOMEN, AND REGULAR STUDENTS FROM THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY. And one man that was there, is current Republican Congressmen from Ohio, Jim Jordan, who has been COVERING THIS UP FOR DECADES. And unlike MICHIGAN STATE AND PENN STATE, when they had a PREDATOR, the boys in the Scarlet and Gray, DID NOT WANT TO PAY THE VICTIMS, WHAT THE OTHER SCHOOLS DID FOR THEIRS. So they offered them HUSH MONEY, AND TRIED TO BURRY THE WHOLE THING. But an HBO SPECIAL CALLED, "Surviving Ohio State — Documentary on Dr. Richard Strauss Scandal, was aired last year, and forced the spotlight back onto the folks who wear poison nuts on their bodies! DR. STRAUSS IS DEAD NOW, BUT THE FOLKS AT OSU, STILL TRIED TO KEEP IT QUIET. And the heading says 30 ex football players, try FROM HOCKEY, TO TRACK, REFEREES, TO THE REGULAR FRESHMEN, who this wacko put his hands on, and RUINED THEIR LIVES!

CRACKED NUTS IN COLUMBUS, AGAIN!