Brig. Gen. Ryder Maximus Lee

The nerve of these guys!

Ryder inspecting the wood I cut. He told me I didn’t get enough and I need to do better. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

During our morning perimeter check we encountered a suspicious local.

Morning opperations continued this morning with a salute and inspirational words for the great Chesty Pullers Birthday. Happy Birthday Chesty!

Ryder is currently in combat briefings with his command and local air support to locate the rebel leader “Buck Norris” from this morning.

Let’s skip the pleasantries and get right to business. Today is June 23 2026, I have made a full report of suspicious activity 2 klicks East of our current Command Post. 4 heavily armed and one unarmed. I will continue with full developments on our upcoming mission to capture and question the enemy.