Undergroundd Fitness Bourne MA

09/26/2026

YOGA IS GETTING A LITTLE UPGRADE AT UNDERGROUNDD!

We are SO excited to welcome Kayla, Steph & Kristen to our yoga schedule!

Kayla has already been part of the Undergroundd family, and we’re excited to see her stepping into an even bigger role. And now we’re adding Steph and Kristen to the mix, bringing some new energy, new classes, new personalities and A LOT of yoga goodness to our schedule.

Our goal has always been to create a yoga program that feels just like Undergroundd — welcoming, fun, challenging, a little badass, and a place where EVERYBODY belongs.

We’re really excited about where this next chapter can take our yoga program and, most importantly, excited to have these three amazing women helping us build it.

And while every chapter eventually changes, we’re grateful for Leah and our instructors who have helped shape our programs along the way.

So… welcome to the UGD yoga crew, ladies.

Let’s stretch some s**t out.

09/24/2026

Welcome to Undergroundd, where friendship means showing up for each other…

…and occasionally watching your gym bestie get absolutely ASSAULTED BY THE INEVITABLE GLUTE BURN.

Andie: “ONE MORE!”
Lillian: “if I have to, I will…but go fck yourself .”
Nancy: still loving on Andie while simultaneously refusing to do a damn thing she says.

This is what our community looks like.
We sweat together.
We suffer together.
We talk s**t together.

When the members finally realize that talking smack against the instructors is one of the highest compliments we can receive!
And when one of us is being tortured by the instructor, the rest of us provide emotional support… and absolutely zero compliance.

Because at Undergroundd, we don’t just build strong asses.

We build strong friendships, strong attitudes, and a whole lot of questionable behavior.

UGD instructors … keep torturing them.
UGD Ladies… keep talking s**t.
This is true love, right here!

09/15/2026

AGE IS JUST A NUMBER…

…until you stand up and your body makes sounds that aren’t on the playlist.

At Undergroundd, we’ve got teenagers, 20-somethings, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s… and apparently zero f***s given about any of it.

Lauren & Andie are just another perfect example.

Different generations.
Different energy levels.
Different amounts of caffeine required to function.
And yet somehow… equally inappropriate.

Nobody cares how old you are here.

You can be 22 or 72 and still get your ass kicked, laugh until you p*e a little, make questionable decisions, and leave with a bunch of gym besties.

Because at UGD, age doesn’t define you.
Your attitude does.

And ours is apparently:
“F**k it. Let’s do it.”

Come as you are.
Bring whatever age you’ve got.
We’ll bring the chaos!

09/11/2026

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09/10/2026

Imagine if every time you squatted, your body made a strange, inappropriate, completely unnecessary noise.

Oh wait… Whitney does.

We’re not saying she needs to see a doctor or anything…

At Undergroundd, we believe in:

lifting heavy;
building strong asses;
laughing at ourselves;
and apparently making questionable sound effects.

Because the best part about this place isn’t just getting stronger.

It’s being surrounded by people who will absolutely humiliate themselves alongside you.

Nobody judges.
Nobody takes themselves too seriously.
And if you accidentally make a noise during a squat…

OWN IT.

We’re a family here.
A loud, inappropriate, slightly dysfunctional family.

Squat deep. Lift heavy. Make weird noises.
Just don’t blame Whitney. She’s already been cleared of all charges.