Stay low, skate fast. Hit first, fall last. One shot, one kill. Not luck, all skill. Working as Hired Gun$ for TXRD teams in need of enforcements.
03/08/2023
THIS weekend! Snag a spot to join us for workshop tryouts 🛼
Day 1: Sat 3/11, 1-4PM
Day 2: Sun 3/12, 10AM-1PM
$40 for one day or $70 for both
If you don’t have all your gear, no problem! We have gear you can borrow for free :) Link in the bio to lockdown your spot.
02/27/2023
Each and every one of our skating hired guns brought the heat last night! Featuring - (RC): Aggrobat and Nina Guillotina, (HR): Feared Al, Sani Darko, Lilly the Kid, and Pentaglam
10/07/2022
You already know what time it is. 😏 It's time for your Hired Gun of the week, Ambitchous!
This native Austinite has been skating since 2019. Other than skating the banked track, she loves to street skate, especially around downtown.
She loves ferns, cats, and the color orange. 🪴 🐈 🟠
Her hobbies include growing too many plants, cooking, studying esoteric s**t, and infusing alcohols.
Be sure to catch the loudest (Am)bitch(ous) on the track this season!
09/30/2022
Time to meet y'all's Hired Gun of the week, Daddy DeVito!
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She/Her
She's signed up for Wreck League (which is back btw) in September 2019 and has been skating ever since. She enjoys pizza, white claws, chihuahuas, goth rock, and trash tv. she dislikes endurance drills and getting swept and hit to the low by veteran skaters. 👎☹️
be sure to catch her on the banked track this season!
09/23/2022
your Hired Gun of the week is here, y'all. Introducing Rattleskate!
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Rattleskate started skating 6 months ago. They're a New Hampshirite but both of their parents are Texans, yeehaw!🤠
A former bike mechanic, zoo keeper’s apprentice at the Austin zoo, and fish & wildlife tech.
They're the proud owner of a scared, 90 pound, Great Pyrenees, pit Bull mix. 🐶❤️
Former tumblr le***an and twilight enthusiast. 👀 Be sure to catch them skating in the Bloktoberfest bout this weekend!
09/16/2022
Bringing y'all your Hired Gun of the week!
Femme O'Naide #48
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Femme started playing flat track roller derby in late 2018 and just started skating on the banked track in February 2022. She loves learning new derby rulesets, languages, half-sour pickles, 🥒 and bubble tea.🧋She also knows more Doctor Who trivia than any person probably should.
Be sure to catch this Boba motivated skater on the banked track this season!
09/09/2022
It's time to introduce another Hired Gun of the week, Whoopsie! # 1312
She started playing derby in January of 2022. She started out in Academy then went on to roller rookies! She has about 2 years of park skating under her belt from picking it up during the pandemic.
Fun Facts: She's bilingual in English and American Sign Language 🤟
She has 2, ten year old cats named Cookie and Duey! Her favorite food is noodles in pretty much any form. 🍜 🍝
09/02/2022
Introducing another Hired Gun of the week, Velocithrasher!
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Fun Facts: She's been skating since February 2022. She can't believe it took her this long to start skating, because now she quite literally craves the banked track! 😏She's a dinosaur nerd and had dinosaur planters as part of the centerpieces at her wedding. She she may or may not have more than one metal dinosaur sculpture in her backyard. 👀 🦖🦕
She thinks Velociraptors are awesome, but her favorite dinosaur is actually the stegosaurus. Thrasher was just too good of a nickname to pass up.
She's an amateur cosplayer and the youngest of five daughters.
Catch this dino enthusiast on the banked track this season!
09/01/2022
Have you ever dreamed of skating with TXRD? Don't miss your chance!
Our Roller Rookies program is a 3-month training program designed to get skaters ready to join our alternate pool! Admission is tryout-based, and skaters who make it through the program are eligible to be voted into our league, whereby they will have the opportunity to skate as rostered alternates for any one of our teams!
Tryouts for this program are open to female identifying, non-binary, and gender non-conforming skaters, regardless of presentation, aged 21+.
Please see our page or email [email protected] for more information.
02/04/2020
Try us. Try out.
Lace up your skates: Texas Roller Derby tryouts this weekend Texas Roller Derby, the only banked track roller derby league in Austin, is hosting one of its twice-a-year tryouts at 2:30 p.m. on Saturday at the Texas