Southern Lanes

It’s Friday night. The sun’s finally gone down but it still feels like your steering wheel might catch fire. You could sit on your porch and sweat… or you could bowl in the dark with glow-in-the-dark shoes and a soundtrack that makes you feel 22 again.
Welcome to Cosmic Bowling at Southern Lanes Bowling Green
🕘 Fridays from 9 PM to 1:30 AM
💡 Glowing tables
🎳 Glowing lanes
👟 Glowing shoes
✨ Glowing reviews from anyone who’s ever needed a solid Friday night plan without the weird downtown parking, we're looking at you, tow truck operators.
Bring your crew. Bring that one friend who takes bowling way too seriously. Bring your best dance moves for that moment you accidentally roll a strike and pretend it was skill. Because this is not your grandma’s bowling alley.

This is Cosmic.

It’s Wednesday in Bowling Green. That weird summer lull has hit. The kids are wrestling in the living room. Your group chat is dead. And the thermostat is begging for mercy. Time to trade sweat for strikes and chaos for clean fun with full-blast AC and glowing neon.

🎳 Wristband Wednesday at Southern Lanes Bowling Green
🕕 6 PM to 10 PM
🎟️ Unlimited bowling
👟 Shoe rental
🔫 Unlimited laser tag
🚗 Unlimited bumper cars
All of it for just $20

That’s right. Twenty bucks to wear the kids out, trash-talk your best friend, and relive your middle school laser tag glory days without breaking a sweat.
Come for the games. Stay for the AC. Leave with bragging rights.

☀️ The fireworks are over. The humidity is not.
You’ve survived backyard burgers, bug bites, and three straight days of “Dad, I’m bored.”
Now it’s your turn to win.
🎳 BOWL YOUR BRAINS OUT
📅 Monday – Friday | 🕘 9AM – 4PM
💸 Unlimited bowling for $11.75
That’s 7 hours of air-conditioned glory, zero sunburns, and all the gutterballs your pride can handle.
Southern Lanes: Because cooling down shouldn’t cost your cool.

Still thinking about doing the party at home? So you want to clean. Cook. Entertain. Stress. All while pretending off-key “Happy Birthday” doesn’t make you twitch.
Yeah....... no.

At Southern Lanes, we’ve got the bowling, the bumper cars, the party rooms, and the pizza. With none of the cleanup. Pick your packages starting at $15 a person. Skip the meltdown for wonderful memories.

🎈 All party options 👉 SouthernLanesInc.com

There is a week that comes once in two hundred and fifty years.

The Fourth of July weekend and Bowling Green is about to spend all of it remembering what the celebration is actually for. Continue the party today — not with a parade, not with fireworks, but with the particular American tradition of a family walking through a door on a Sunday afternoon with nowhere to be and ten hours of unlimited bowling, laser tag, and bumper cars in front of them for twenty dollars.

Southern Lanes in Bowling Green. Wristband Sunday. 10am to 10pm.
Some weeks deserve a proper start. This one has earned it.

Weekends are better Bowling with friends!

"Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."-ABRAHAM LINCOLN. Happy 4th of July, everyone! We are open normal hours. Come celebrate your freedom with us!

Glow in the dark. Strike in the light. Southern Lanes after dark is Cosmic!