09/10/2026
⚠️ WARNING: THURSDAY PUMP TOWN MAY CAUSE PHYSICAL CHANGES. ⚠️
First Thursday: “I’ll just get a little extra work in.”
Few Thursdays later:
Shorter shorts.
Bigger arms.
Headbands.
Unreasonable confidence.
Sudden obsession with the 1980s.
Proceed at your own risk. 💪🏼