08/24/2026
AUSTIN HAS CHOSEN VIOLENCE. AND YETโฆ WE RUN. ๐ซ ๐ฅ
This weekโs forecast: hot.
Our training plan: still happening.
Our sanity: currently under review.
But hey, at least weโre suffering together. Hereโs what weโve got for Aug. 24-29:
โจ TUESDAY | 6 p.m.
400m Repeats
2โ3 miles
โฐ๏ธ THURSDAY | 6 p.m.
Hill Repeats
3 miles
๐ SATURDAY | 7 a.m.
Long Run
5โ12 miles
Will we sweat? Excessively.
Will we complain? Obviously.
Will we keep showing up anyway? You bet your electrolytes we will.
See you out there, you beautiful, heat-resistant weirdos. ๐ซถ๐ฅต
08/21/2026
Sometimes the best part of the run is the snack you get after. ๐๐
The miles may be the goal, but its about the reward you get after. Priorities, people.
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Saturday, Aug. 22
โฐ 7:00 AM
๐ 512 East Riverside Drive
Then weโll refuel at Rudyโs:
๐ฝ๏ธ 3914 North Lamar
Come get your miles in and earn that after-run snack. Weโll see you out there! ๐โโ๏ธ๐
โ๏ธ HEAT REMINDER: Tomorrow is predicted to be the hottest day of the year in Austin. Take it easy, slow down when you need to, drink plenty of water, and stop if youโre not feeling right. The miles will still be there. Take care of yourselves out there!
08/19/2026
Midweek check-in โ: still running, still sweating, and at this point, the heat is starting to feel personal. ๐ฅต๐
Halfway through the week, miles are getting checked off, and weโre somehow still choosing to do this for fun. Keep showing up, friends. The heat canโt stop usโฆ although it is certainly trying. ๐
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Weโve got two more runs this week โ Thursday and Saturday. Come join us, embrace the sweat, and get those miles in with friends. ๐๐ฅ
08/17/2026
We made it through another week of running in this heatโฆ so naturally, letโs do it all over again. ๐ฅต๐
This week we've got speed, tempo, and a whole lot of Saturday miles.
Aug. 17โ22 schedule:
โก TUE | 6:00 PM
1600m repeats
๐ 3โ5 miles
๐ฅ THU | 6:00 PM
Tempo run
๐ 3 or 5 miles
๐ค SAT | 7:00 AM
Long run
๐ 6โ11 miles
Bring your shoes, bring your friends, and bring whatever level of enthusiasm you can muster. We'll bring the miles. ๐
08/14/2026
Well, well, wellโฆ itโs that time again. ๐
A long run is upon us. ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Pick your pace, pick your distance, and come get some miles in with us. Weโve got pace groups ranging from 7:30/mile to 12+ min/mile and routes for 6, 11, or 12 miles.
๐ Zero Mile Marker on the Trail
676 W Riverside Dr.
โฐ 7AM
Once the miles are done, weโll be heading to Lazarus to put the calories back where they came from. ๐ณโ
๐ 4803 Airport Blvd.
See you out there!
08/12/2026
Just a friendly reminder that we voluntarily signed up for this. ๐
Good thing the miles are better with friends.
See y'all this week!
08/10/2026
Another week, another opportunity to make questionable decisions before breakfast. ๐
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Weโve got speed, tempo, and plenty of miles on the menu. Come suffer with us โ itโs more fun when everyoneโs doing it. ๐
Aug. 10-15 schedule:
๐ TUE | 6:00 PM
Yasso 800 Repeats
๐ 2โ4.5 miles
โจ Because apparently running fast wasnโt enough.
๐ฅ THU | 6:00 PM
Tempo Run
๐ 3 or 5 miles
๐ฎโ๐จ Find your pace. Question your choices.
โ๏ธ SAT | 7:00 AM
Long Run
๐ 6โ12 miles
โ Earn your weekend. Breakfast tastes better after miles.
08/07/2026
Saturday miles are calling. ๐ฃ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Come get your long run in! Weโve got a route for just about everyone, so pick your distance, bring your crew, and letโs get those miles in. ๐ช
๐ The Zero | 676 W Riverside Dr
โฐ Sat | 7:00 AM
๐ 4-10 mile distances
And because every good long run deserves a rewardโฆ ๐
๐ณ Breakfast at Chekoโs
๐ 1304 W Koenig Ln
Run first. Breakfast second. Sounds like a pretty solid Saturday to us. ๐
08/05/2026
Itโs all fun and games until you nearly die on a long run. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
But somehowโฆ you come back for more.
Because the miles are better with friends. โค๏ธ
See you at the next one! ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
08/03/2026
The weekly lineup is looking a little spicy. ๐ถ๏ธ
Aug. 3- Aug. 8 schedule
๐จ TUE | 6:00 PM
๐ 26-minute Fartleks
๐ฅ THU | 6:00 PM
Tempo run
๐ 3 or 5 miles
๐ SAT | 7:00 AM
Long Run
๐ 4โ10 miles
Come for the miles. Stay for the suffering. ๐