football updates/banters/football transfers and all round analysis of pre/post matches in the English football and other leagues
27/08/2026
🚨💣 BREAKING: Liverpool reach verbal agreement to sign Bradley Barcola, HERE WE GO! 🔴
Initial fee worth £100m plus add-ons — up to €140m possible total package for PSG.
Documents to be exchanged in 24 hours.
get their top target: never in doubt and now done.
🚨🔴 LIVERPOOL ABANDON MINTEH AND MOVE FOR ISMAÏLA SARR! 😂
From £80m Minteh to £50m Sarr…
Richard Hughes Liverpool need a DM🤔
🚨🔴 LIVERPOOL ABANDON MINTEH AND MOVE FOR ISMAÏLA SARR! 😂
From £80m Minteh to £50m Sarr…
At least someone is answering Liverpool’s phone calls. 😂🔴
26/08/2026
🚨 🔴 LIVERPOOL ABANDON MINTEH AND MOVE FOR ISMAÏLA SARR! 😂
Brighton: £80m for Minteh. 💰
Liverpool: “Yeah… no thanks.” 😭
So Liverpool have reportedly opened talks with Crystal Palace for Ismaïla Sarr, with a proposal around £50m.
From £80m Minteh to £50m Sarr…
Richard Hughes finally found the “reasonable price” button. 😂💀
Sarr is keen on the move too. 👀
At least someone is answering Liverpool’s phone calls. 😂🔴
26/08/2026
🚨🔴 £80M FOR MINTEH?! BRIGHTON HAVE LOST THE PLOT! 😂💀
Liverpool: £50m ❌
Brighton: Nope. £80m. 💰😭
For a player who managed roughly one goal involvement every 350 minutes last season?! 🤯
PSG want crazy money for Barcola.
Brighton want £80m for Minteh.
Liverpool have officially become the Premier League’s walking ATM. 😂💳
Richard Hughes: “How much?”
Every club: “More.” 💀
6 players close to wilock and wissa and non of them attempt to slide tackles 😭
Lazy players
23/08/2026
🚨Alexander Isak arrives at St James’ Park 🤬
🗣️ “Rat, rat, rat” the welcome chant…
This is f00lish from Newcastle fans and I hope Isak scores to silence them
23/08/2026
🚨 It p!sses me off so much when players are wide open in the box and choose to pass the ball.
Just shoot this ball ⚽️ ffs 🤦
🚨😂 YAN DIOUMANDE DEBUT: ZERO IMPACT! 💀
Lamine at his age: 🔥🔥🔥
Diomande: “Let me settle in first.” 😂
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