17/08/2026
For your reading pleasure, an absolutely delightful overview from a new member of our club.
Hi Members of Bowls Orewa
I would like to share my perspective and experience with the club to date, through the eyes of an old “Newbie”.
WOW…what a club we have! You should all be very proud.
Until I came down to the club less than a year ago, I had never picked up a bowl or been remotely interested in the game. I thought it was just a slow version of Ten Pin Bowling for the elderly! So on my first trial day I was told the basic object of the game, which I thought seemed rather odd…I mean why would you use a bowl, weighted so it would curve, when a round one would have been so much simpler and arrived right next to the jack faster taking a more direct route! My head was already spinning with all this strange new information. Next I was handed a Club bowl, held it most awkwardly, as I had been shown, and told to send it down to “Jack”. Now this sounded like fun, I was about to play bowls and it seemed so simple, off it went enthusiastically, at about 100mph diagonally across all the greens, just about crossing Hibiscus Coast Highway(I had already forgotten about the “bias” and the “weight”). I then had to chase it, bring it back and try again, how humiliating! I used most of my first ‘introduction’ class chasing Bowls. I thanked the very patient VOLUNTEER trainer and slinked off home, knowing that that nothing felt right. I continued to humiliate myself every Friday for 4 weeks, still not sure this was a sport for me, so decided that maybe, if I practiced on my own the things my rusty brain could remember, I may improve. With lots of very helpful tips from everyone who walked past(smiling), and such a positive reaffirming environment, I tried to apply what might work for me. Still very unsure, I was steered into a real 6 week training course with 2 AMAZING, PATIENT, SPECIAL VOLUNTEER COACHES and helpers, to whom I will be ever grateful. There I began to understand the hows and whys. Several Senior members generously offered their support, other “Newbies” shared experiences. Maybe I could enjoy this frustrating sport after all! My brain was fit to bust by this stage, so many new names to remember, rules to learn and techniques to master, but actually still not even nearly able to keep my bowl in my own rink or actually have any dominance over this crooked, wobbly bowl, with a mind of its own.
Next step was the big shove from the protection of our “SPECIAL VOLUNTEER COACHES” into “Scroungers” on Sunday, where we were warmly welcomed, given tips, encouragement and camaraderie from everyone. Here I adopted a “what will be, will be” attitude finally accepting how difficult it is to be consistent in Bowls. I might also say that here the negative points received for bowling out of bounds certainly gave incentive to try harder to master the techniques we had been shown!!! Next was commitment to this frustrating sport, so I purchased my new bowls(which incidentally performed no better than the club bowls) and then a club uniform. I’m hooked!!! Still throwing the wrong bias, wrong green, wrong weight I convinced myself it was fun, so back I went to my 2 Special Volunteer Coaches who generously organised a fun 2-4-2 game, running weekly for 6 weeks, for any interested “Newbies”. Re-affirmation of rules, recording scores, and how to ENJOY the game, were the theme we all enjoyed during this time. These coaches are so positive and non judgemental, that even when you know you have messed up they draw attention to the positive things you did achieve!!! WOW…
By now all the “Newbies” who came through at the same time as I did, were able to play and compete, albeit erratically, within the club. Well done us…3 of us played with a Senior visitor from Canada, who was on holiday, bowling her way thru NZ. She was amazed how well coached we Juniors of Orewa were and how much ahead we were compared with Canadians. A brief moment of pride for us.
THANKYOU Bowls Orewa for opening new doors to me and this frustrating sport. Without all you VOLUNTEERS it could not happen. Our President Kerry is always visible, mixing with members, encouraging, praising and guiding. He regularly thanks everyone and we hear it all the time, BUT he genuinely means it. Thankyou Kerry for giving such a huge amount of VOLUNTARY time to our club.
Bowls Orewa is a unique Club and I sure am proud to be a member!
Let’s shout out once more to the dedicated Committee, Coaches, Tournament Organisers, Convenors, Umpires, Markers, Volunteers who set up greens, Works Crew, Cleaners, Greens Team, Gardeners, Kitchen Crew, Sponsorship Organisers, Sponsors, Event Planners, Venue Hiring, Administrators, Cashiers, Volunteers who help run events, Uniform Organisers, Bar staff, WHO ALL GO THAT EXTRA MILE. I know there are many more Members buzzing around in the background just doing it and constantly backing up where and when necessary!
To All the 90+ year olds ‘Out there Doin It’ and ‘Lovin It’ and thrashing me, you have been and still are inspiring. I want to be just like you when I grow up, but look out because I would love to be good enough to beat you too!
THANKS BOWLS OREWA FOR CREATING AN AMAZING CLUB WITH
2 ROOVES, LIGHTS, A GREAT HEART AND SUPER MEMBERS
Cheers
‘THE OLD NEWBIE’