Central Academy Sr. Sec. School

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqiRTtO1Llo

Abki Baar Modi Sarkaar....Trolls..!!

Your computer can speak anything you want in just few steps....
you must learn...
:D

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They risk their lives to feed their family. Hats off. May the God bless them. :D

The Death Well Marvelous performance by the REAL HEROES in The Death Well, Diwali Fare, Udaipur, Rajasthan. May God bless them with a longer happy life.

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Heights of Misunderstanding....

An Ode to College/School Life & Friends....

Memories and Desires

Ek Indian apni pregnant wife k sat pakistani ki train me tha...
Pakistaniyo ne us Indian family ka mazak udana shuru kar diya,,,



Pakistani- tu Hindu he??
Indian- han !!
Pakistani- ye teri biwi bi hindu he??
Indian- han !!
Pakistani- lagta he ye pregnant he hahaha
Indian- han !!
Pakistani- agar ladki hui to kya bnaega??
Indian- doctor !!
Pakistani- or ladka hua to ??
Indian- engineer !!
Tabhi ek maulvi type dikne wala bola- na ladka hua na ladki fir kya bnaega hahaha



Tabhi Indian ki wife bol padi- use Pakistani Army me bej denge

1 Like for INDIA

Indian Rockxx Pakistani Shockxx

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT

CITIZENS OF INDIA :

Scenario 1 :

Two guys are fighting & a

third guy comes along, sees

them and walks on.

That's MUMBAI.

Scenario 2 :

Two guys are fighting & a

third guy comes along and

tries to make peace.

The first two get together and

beat him up.

That's DELHI.

Scenario 3 :

Two guys fighting and third

guy comes nearby house and

says "don't fight in front of my

place, go somewhere else."

That's BANGALORE.

Scenario 4 :

Two guys are fighting. A

crowd gathers to watch. A

guy comes along and quietly

opens a tea stall.

That's AHEMDABAD.

Scenario 5 :

Two guys are fighting. Both of

them take time out & call

their friends on their mobiles.

Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are in PUNJAB.

Scenario 6 :

Two guys fighting third guy

comes along with a carton of

beer. All sit together drink

beer and abuse each other

and go home as friends.

You are at GOA.

Scenario 7 :

Two guys fighting and a third

guy comes along then a

fourth and they start arguing

about who's right. And

gradually a crowd gathers and

joins the argument that goes

on and on, while the original

two guys have sorted out the

differences and already left.

You are in KOLKATA.

Last Scenario :

Two guys fighting. Third guy

comes and shoots both of

them.

You are definitely in

WASSEYPUR.

Last week a man was killed in a petrol pump accident , just because he was talking on the mobile phone and at the same time his vehicle was being filled with petrol and suddenly the pump has caught the fire and the man is no more , so to find out if the fire was caused by the radiations of his mobile phone this experiment was carried out and the reason for his accident was brought into face , please watch and share this video if you want our and your dear one's safety : http://bit.ly/19iiC4K

Why not to use mobile near petrol pumps Video tutorial on : Why not to use mobile near petrol pumps . Please share this video tutorial with everyone .

Atif Aslam at its best

Larhki: Who are you...?
Atif: mey ek dard hoon ya ek ehsaas hoon.

.. Larhki: Tum mera peecha Q kartey ho...?
Atif: Ba'khuda tum he ho, har jagah tum he ho.

Larhki: Tum kia chahtey ho...?
Atif: Kesey bataye kion tujh ko chahey yaara bata na paayen.

Larhki: Tum merey liye kia kar saktey ho...?
Atif: Tere lie, Jhoomoo deewana ban ke terey lie.

Larhki: Zordar Chamaat maar kar chali jaati hai,
Atif: Ab toh aadat see hai mujh ko esey jeeney mey...! :p :D ;)

Amazing Climax!
Must Must Must Read! _/\_

It was festival time in college and I had just become friend with this girl Riya who was in crush list of all the guys of my batch. She was tall, gorgeous and she had figure which every model desires in her youth. We were in canteen, blabbering about festival and hiked prices of canteen food when she got a call from her friend who told her to come to dance practice. She had taken part in college dance competition which was on same night. So she left me in canteen and told me to watch her performance in night. She also gave me her college bag and told me that she would take it back after the performance. I ate like a ravenous buffalo after she was gone but eventually got bored from eating. Competition had at least 2 hours to start. Suddenly I looked at her bag and I had this curiosity of checking a girl’s bag from childhood after all why does people say never check a girl’s bag?

So I started looking out for things in her bag. I found nothing special other than her diary. It didn’t take much time for me to start reading it. In an hour, I had completed half of diary. She had beautifully written everything about her life; first day of college, craze for dance, about her family and most importantly about people of my batch. The Image of Riya, I had in my mind was changing because I never knew how she was as a person. She never looked this much down to earth, decent and conservative to me before. I continued reading it and finally I came on the page in which she had written a paragraph in a heart. I was very excited reading about her love life. In first few lines of paragraph she had described about physique of the guy she liked and what she liked about him. She had written that she wanted to hug him as many times he looked at her. I continued reading it and was trying to find his name in paragraph. Finally she had mentioned his name on the last line - “I love you XYZ”. I skipped a few heartbeats after reading his name because it was me.

My mind was continuously repeating the last line though I continued reading it. The diary intrigued me so much that I forgot about the time. After completing it, I noticed the time and then ran in haste to the venue of competition where anchor was inviting her group to dance. I was very blissful that I didn’t miss it. Dance started and my eyes were noticing her only in whole group. She was looking very pretty in traditional dress. After her performance she called me and told me to bring her bag outside library. I again ran to library and there she was alone waiting for me. I told her that she is looking beautiful and her dance was simply amazing. She thanked me and then there was a silence after it. We were just looking at each other. I thought, it was right time to hug her as she'd always wanted. So I tried to clasp her in my arms but she instead shook my right hand. I regretted hugging her immediately and I turned back and saw her roommate coming towards us then I realized why she didn’t hug me.

Riya introduced me to her roommate Prachi and gave her the bag.
“So you finally got your bag back” Riya told prachi and they both smiled. I was dumbfounded hearing it. It was Prachi’s bag not of Riya. I looked at Prachi then at Riya and I smiled. Riya asked me what had happened, why I was smiling. I told her that one day I would surely tell this story to both of you.
Today’s that day! "

"Sometimes twists come to your life and leave you with a smile on your face."

if engineer buy ipl team then how would be he name of teams:

1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS
2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES

3.MUMBAI INDICATORS
4.DELHI BALL BEARINGS

5.DECCAN CAPACITORS
6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS

7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS
8.PUNJAB P-N JUNCTION