Witney Lakes Resort

😂 YOUR FRIDAY NIGHT PLANS ARE SORTED! 🎙️🍻

Get ready for an evening of live stand-up comedy at Witney Lakes! Expect big laughs, great company and three brilliant comedians taking to the stage. 🤣

📅 Friday 25th September
🕖 Doors 7pm | Comedy from 8pm
🎟️ £15pp

🎤 Stephen Owen
🎤 Pam Ford
🎤 Roger Monkhouse

Three comedians. One stage. One very funny night! 😂

🍽️ Make a night of it and grab dinner and drinks at The Lakeside Pub before the comedy kicks off.

Perfect for a night out with friends, date night or simply an excuse to have a laugh! 🙌

🎟️ BOOK YOUR TICKETS:
👉 https://www.theclubcompany.com/witney-lakes/event/comedy-night

😂 Tag your comedy crew and tell us who you’re bringing! 👇

Absolutely — I’d make the weather change the first thing people see, while keeping the excitement around tomorrow’s event.

🌦️ CLUB ANNIVERSARY TOMORROW! 🎶🎉

⚠️ IMPORTANT WEATHER UPDATE ⚠️

Due to the weather forecast, we’re moving our live music INSIDE to our LakeSide Pub rather than the patio! 🌧️🎶

But don’t worry — the party is still ON! 🙌🎉

📅 Saturday 29th August
🎤 7 live performers
🎶 Live music from 2pm–9pm
🎟️ All-day entry
🍔 Food & drinks available throughout the day

Join us tomorrow for an afternoon and evening packed with live entertainment, great food, drinks and Bank Holiday vibes! 💃🕺🍹

🎟️ TICKETS AVAILABLE ONLINE UNTIL TOMORROW!

You can also purchase tickets on arrival on the day.

👉 Book here: https://www.theclubcompany.com/witney-lakes/event/club-anniversary

🚗 Limited parking — arrive early
🚫 No outside food or drink

🎶 7 PERFORMERS. 1 BIG BANK HOLIDAY CELEBRATION.

See you tomorrow at the LakeSide Pub! 🎉🌊

☀️ DON’T MISS OUT THIS SATURDAY! 🎶🎉

The wait is almost over… our Club Anniversary Party is happening THIS SATURDAY! 🌊☀️

📅 Saturday 29th August
🎤 7 live performers
🎶 Live music from 2pm–9pm
🎟️ All-day entry
🍔 Food & drinks available throughout the day

Round up your friends and family and join us by the lake for an afternoon and evening packed with live entertainment, great food, drinks and Bank Holiday vibes! 💃🕺🍹

⚠️ THIS SATURDAY — HAVE YOU GOT YOUR TICKETS YET?

Don’t miss out! Book yours now 🎟️👇

👉 Book here: https://www.theclubcompany.com/witney-lakes/event/club-anniversary

🚗 Limited parking — arrive early
🚫 No outside food or drink

☀️🎶 7 PERFORMERS. 1 BIG BANK HOLIDAY CELEBRATION. THIS SATURDAY!

See you by the lake! 🌊🎉

📣 We’re hiring! Join the team at Witney Lakes Resort 🌿

We currently have a number of exciting opportunities available:

🏋️ Membership Sales Advisor
🍽️ Food & Beverage Assistant
🧹 Male Day Cleaner
👋 Receptionist

If you’re looking for a new opportunity and would like to join our friendly team, take a look at the vacancies and apply today!

👉 Membership Sales Advisor: https://theclubcompany.talosats-careers.com/job/922840

👉 Food & Beverage Assistant: https://theclubcompany.talosats-careers.com/job/928064

👉 Male Day Cleaner: https://theclubcompany.talosats-careers.com/job/903414

👉 Receptionist: https://theclubcompany.talosats-careers.com/job/938270

We’d love to hear from you! 💚

🎉 THE LINE-UP IS HERE! 🎉

This Saturday, 29th August, we’re celebrating our Club Anniversary Party! 🥳

Join us for an afternoon and evening of live music, drinks, food and plenty of celebrations! 🎶🍹🍴

🎟️ NO TICKET, NO ENTRY!

Tickets are still available to book online here:
https://www.theclubcompany.com/witney-lakes/event/club-anniversary

Tickets will also be available to purchase on the door on the day, but at an additional cost.

Don’t miss out — we’ll see you there! 🎉

😂 FRIDAY NIGHT = LAUGHS GUARANTEED! 🎙️

Swap the usual Friday night for an evening of live stand-up comedy at Witney Lakes! 🍻🤣

📅 Friday 25th September
🕖 Doors 7pm | Comedy from 8pm
🎟️ £15pp

🎤 Stephen Owen
🎤 Pam Ford
🎤 Roger Monkhouse

Three comedians. One stage. One very funny night! 😂

🍽️ Why not start with dinner and drinks at The Lakeside Pub before the show?

Perfect for a night out with friends, date night or anyone who needs a good laugh! 🙌

🎟️ Get your tickets:
👉 https://www.theclubcompany.com/witney-lakes/event/comedy-night

😂 Tag your comedy crew — who’s coming with you? 👇

🎄✨ CHRISTMAS IS BOOKING FAST! ✨🎄

Planning your festive celebration? Don’t leave it too late! 🎅🥂

🎉 Christmas Party Nights | £50pp
🥂 Arrival drink
🍽️ 3-course festive dinner
🎧 DJ until late

📅 Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays
🗓️ 28th November–19th December

⚠️ SOLD OUT: 5th, 11th & 18th December

✨ Prefer a daytime celebration?
🎄 Festive Lunches | 30th Nov–20th Dec
🍽️ 2 courses £35pp | 3 courses £41pp

📧 Book now: [email protected]

🎅 Gather your favourite people and celebrate Christmas at Witney Lakes! 🥂✨

☀️ ONE WEEK TO GO! 🎶🎉

Your Bank Holiday Saturday is calling… and we’ve got live music, food and lakeside vibes waiting for you! 🌊☀️

📅 Saturday 29th August
🎤 7 live performers
🎶 Live music from 2pm–9pm
🎟️ All-day entry
🍔 Food & drinks available throughout the day

Round up your friends, bring the family and settle in by the lake for a full afternoon and evening of live entertainment! 🎶🍹

From your first drink in the sunshine to the final song of the evening, it’s the perfect way to spend your Bank Holiday Saturday. 💃🕺

⚠️ JUST 1 WEEK TO GO — HAVE YOU GOT YOUR TICKETS YET?

Don’t miss out — get yours booked now! 🎟️👇

👉 Book here ⁠- https://www.theclubcompany.com/witney-lakes/event/club-anniversary?

🚗 Limited parking — arrive early
🚫 No outside food or drink

☀️🎶 ONE WEEK. 7 PERFORMERS. 1 BIG BANK HOLIDAY CELEBRATION.

See you by the lake! 🌊🎉

Witney Lakes Resort Witney Lakes Resort is a Health Club, Golf Course, Toptracer Driving Range, Lakeside Pub, Pool & Wet Spa, Meetings, Weddings and Events Venue all set within an attractive lakeside setting.

🎆 10 DAYS LEFT TO GRAB EARLY BIRD TICKETS! 🎆

Witney Lakes Fireworks Night is coming… and the countdown is ON! ✨

📅 Friday 6th November | 6pm–10pm

Enjoy an unforgettable evening packed with:

🎆 Spectacular fireworks
🎡 Fairground rides
🍔 Street food
🔥 Fire breathers & stilt walkers
🎯 Games & attractions
🍻 Fully stocked bars
🥂 VIP area

🎟️ EARLY BIRD TICKETS END IN JUST 10 DAYS!

Once Early Bird tickets are gone, General Admission tickets will go on sale at the standard price — so don’t miss your chance to save! 💥

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring the family, round up your friends and get ready for a night of fireworks, food and fantastic entertainment! 🎇

🎟️ Book your Early Bird tickets now:
https://www.theclubcompany.com/witney-lakes/event/fireworks-night

🎄✨ CHRISTMAS SHOPPING, BUT MAKE IT FESTIVE! ✨🎁

Get ahead of your Christmas shopping and join us at the Witney Lakes Christmas Fayre for a festive day by the lake! 🌟

📅 Friday 13th November | 12pm–5pm
📅 Saturday 14th November | 12pm–5pm

Expect a lovely mix of local stalls, unique gifts, handmade goodies and plenty of Christmas cheer! 🎁🎄

✨ Shop local
🎁 Find something a little different
🎅 Soak up the festive atmosphere
🌊 Enjoy our beautiful lakeside setting

🎄 ARE YOU A LOCAL BUSINESS, CRAFTER OR ARTISAN?

We’re looking for fantastic local traders to join us! Stall spaces are available for one or both days.

📧 Interested in showcasing your products? Email Emily at [email protected] to find out more.

📅 Save the dates — Christmas starts at Witney Lakes! 🎅✨