24/09/2026
🐉 HOW TO TRAIN YOUR TAN ☀️
A beginner's guide to becoming professionally bronzed.
Before you can become the ultimate tanning master, you must first learn the ancient art of…
Not overdoing it. 😂
Every great tan starts somewhere.
🌱 Stage One: The Newbie
You approach the sunbed cautiously. You've read the instructions. You've asked approximately 47 questions. You're ready.
🔥 Stage Two: The Apprentice
You've found your routine. You've discovered tanning accelerator. You're starting to understand the importance of looking after your skin.
🐉 Stage Three: The Dragon Rider
You walk into Sunkissed like you own the place.
You've got your booking.
You've got your goggles.
You've got your lotion.
You know exactly what you're doing.
And you emerge looking like you've spent three weeks somewhere significantly warmer than Sandown. 😂☀️
But remember…
Even the fiercest dragon knows when to take a break. 🐉
Follow recommended exposure times, give your skin time between sessions and don't try to speed-run your tan.
Train wisely. Glow responsibly. ✨
And whatever you do…
DON'T TRY TO RIDE THE SUNBED. 😂