WEEKENDS ONLY OUTDOORS DUE TO PRIVATE PARTIES. We are a family run business that provides a safe place for you and your kids to play and eat.
Funny Farm Entry
Mon-Fri from 9.45am
Sat and Sun Private Parties, Outdoors OPEN to public
Under 6 months FREE (sensory room £4.50)
Under 1s £2.50
Under 2s £4.50
Over 2s £7.95 for access to both inside and outside
Play and eat deal £10.95 We have separate play areas 0 - 2 baby area with lots of toys and a role play area to play in. Toddler area 2 - 5 this has its own climbing frame and small slid
06/09/2026
🐷 FUNNY FARM PRICES 🐮
👨👩👧 Adults: FREE
👶 Under 6 months: FREE or sensory room price.
👶 Under 1 year: £2.50 or sensory room price
🐣 Under 2 years: £4.50
🎨 Sensory Room: £4.50
🧒 Over 2 years: £7.95
🍽️ Play & Eat: £9.95
Come along and let the little ones have some FUN! 🥳🐄
05/09/2026
🐷🌈 NEXT WEEK AT THE FUNNY FARM! 🌈🐮
We’ve got loads happening next week, so come along and let the little ones have some FUN! 🥳
🛝 MONDAY – FRIDAY
⏰ Soft Play from 9.45am
🧸 SENSORY ROOM
⏰ Open 10am–2pm
🎨 FREE FLOW MESSY PLAY
⏰ 10am–2pm
Get stuck in and get messy! 🤪
🎶 MUSIC MORNING
🎵 Tuesdays & Thursdays
⏰ From 10.45am
💙 BLUEY IS VISITING! 💙
📅 Wednesday & Friday
⏰ 11am
✨ There’s plenty to keep the little ones entertained — bring your friends and come have some fun at the Funny Farm! 🐄🐷🌈
📍 Funny Farm Soft Play
05/09/2026
💚🎄 WHO DOESN’T LOVE THE HAIRY GREEN CHRISTMAS WHO?! 🎄💚
Okay… he might be a little bit cheeky, but he’s not all bad! 🤣💚
🎅 COME ALONG AND MEET HIM THIS DECEMBER! 🎅
🎁 SUNDAY 13TH DECEMBER
⏰ 9.45am – 11.45am
🎄 SUNDAY 13TH DECEMBER
⏰ 12pm – 2pm
🎟️ Tickets £15.95 per child
🍕 Food included!
It’s going to be a festive, fun-filled morning/afternoon with our very own Hairy Green Christmas Who! 💚🎅🎄
👇 BOOK YOUR TICKETS HERE:
https://bookings.funnyfarmsoftplay.co.uk/book?venue=1
📍 Funny Farm Soft Play
❤️ Tag someone who NEEDS to bring their little ones!
03/09/2026
🐮💛 BACK AT THE FUNNY FARM! 💛🐮
Our Sensory Room & Messy Play are back! 🎨🫧✨
📅 Monday–Friday
⏰ 10am–2pm
🎶 Music Morning
📅 Tuesdays & Thursdays
⏰ 10.45am
Come along, let the little ones play, explore, get messy and have some fun! 🥰🐄
No booking required – just come along! 🎉
02/09/2026
🎃🧙♀️ THIS IS WHAT YOU’VE ALL BEEN ASKING AND WAITING FOR… HALLOWEEN AT THE FUNNY FARM! 🧛♀️👻
We’re giving you TWO spooktacular events on Saturday 31st October and we honestly can’t wait! 🎃🖤
👶🕷️ BABY/TODDLER HALLOWEEN RAVE
⏰ 9.45am–11.45am
🎟️ £12.50 – Under 3s
Includes:
✨ Food
✨ Messy Play
✨ Sensory
✨ Music Session
✨ Loads of Halloween fun! 👻
🎃🦇 HALLOWEEN LUNCH – ANY AGES
⏰ 12pm–2pm
🎟️ £13.95 per child
Includes:
🕸️ Hot & cold buffet
🎃 Halloween games
👻 Best dressed competition
🧙♀️ 2 hours of fun
🍬 Treats & sweets
👻 GET THOSE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES READY! 👻
We want to see the spookiest, funniest and most amazing costumes! 🧟♀️🧛♂️🎃
🎟️ ONLINE BOOKING OPENS TOMORROW!
Spaces are limited, so don’t hang around… these are going to be POPULAR! 😍
👇 BOOK ONLINE 👇
https://bookings.funnyfarmsoftplay.co.uk/book?venue=1
🖤🎃 TAG YOUR HALLOWEEN CREW! 🎃🖤
Who’s coming to party with us?! 👻🕷️
01/09/2026
🙏Thank you all for coming to our End of Summer Party yesterday.... we had so much fun. 🌞
🏫We hope your all excited about getting back into a routine with Nursery/School including the parents haha!!!
🥰Please pop us a recommendation on the page and tag us in any of your pictures... it does mean the world to us 🌎
‼️HALLOWEEN ANNOUNCEMENT SOON 👀
22/08/2026
🌴✨ MONDAY 24TH AT THE FUNNY FARM! ✨🌴
👑💖 MOANA VISIT! 💖👑
📅 Monday 24th
⏰ 11am & 1pm
🎨 PAINTING 🎨
⏰ 2.30pm
Come along for a day packed with fun, play and magical memories! 🥳🐮💕
🌞 Indoor & outdoor play included!
🎟️ No booking required – just come along!
We can’t wait to see you! 🥰🌴✨
21/08/2026
🌞🎉 SUMMER HOLIDAYS – WEEK 6 AT THE FUNNY FARM! 🎉🌞
We’re heading into WEEK 6 of our summer fun and we’ve got another brilliant week planned! 🥳🐮
🔥🔥 AND IT’S HALF PRICE ENTRY ALL WEEK! 🔥🔥
Yes, you read that right! 😍 HALF PRICE ENTRY all week long! 🎟️💙
✨ Character visits every day!
🎨 Fun activities every day!
🌳 Indoor & outdoor play!
🏡 Role play area!
🛝 Loads of space to PLAY!
And the best bit… NO BOOKING REQUIRED! 🙌
Just come along and join the fun! 💙 (Subject to availability.)
📅 W/C 24TH AUGUST
🐚 MONDAY 24TH
⭐ Moana visits at 11am & 1pm
🎨 Painting at 2.30pm
💙 TUESDAY 25TH
⭐ Bluey visits at 11am & 1pm
🍚 Rice Crispy Buns at 2.30pm
🔵 WEDNESDAY 26TH
⭐ Sonic visits at 11am & 1pm
✋ Hand Printing at 2.30pm
💜 THURSDAY 27TH
⭐ Rumi visits at 11am & 1pm
☕ Hot Choc Making at 2.30pm
💜 FRIDAY 28TH
🐶 Marshall visits at 11am & 1pm
🍪 Biscuit Decorating at 2.30pm
🎟️ YOUR ADMISSION INCLUDES:
🌳 Outdoor Play
🛝 Indoor Soft Play
🏡 Role Play Area
🌞💙 HALF PRICE ENTRY + CHARACTER VISITS + ACTIVITIES + LOADS OF PLAY = THE PERFECT SUMMER DAY! 💙🌞
📍 The Funny Farm, Rotherham
👋 No need to book – just turn up and play!
Tag your summer holiday crew! 👇🥰
🥳 Well Done to our 3 winners... you will all get 2 tickets for the end of summer party on Bank holiday Monday 31st 12-2pm.
Amy Christina Graham Kerry Wright Kerry Fells xx
| Monday | 9:45am - 3:30pm |
| Tuesday | 9:45am - 4pm |
| Wednesday | 9:45am - 3:30pm |
| Thursday | 9:45am - 4pm |
| Friday | 9:45am - 3:30pm |