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The armies of Massvale attempt their boldest siege yet: delivering a giant wooden whey protein tub to the gates of Barbellona and trusting that no civilisation built on bodybuilding, protein powder, dry-scooping, bro science and sacred gains could possibly resist it.

They were correct.

For inside the walls, the people rejoiced.
But hidden within the tub was the worst physio in the Nattyverse, whose sports massages, foam rolling and “recovery protocols” would bring an entire city of muscular warriors to its knees.

This is a tragedy of bodybuilding lore, protein powder and possibly the most irresponsible physio appointment ever recorded.

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When the sacred Bro Split is questioned, the kingdoms of the Nattyverse descend into war.

Before “leg day” became law…
Before Push Pull Legs divided brother from brother, a terrible conflict was fought between bodybuilders, CrossFit warriors, science-based lifters, bulkers, gym monks, kettlebell fanatics, hypertrophy zealots, and men who believed their training split sacred.

But when every kingdom failed to take Barbellona, only Massvale remains and as they prepare their attack, somewhere beneath the stars, Prince Parvel, Razor and Bulkcanon must seek the one man old enough, rich enough, and joyless enough to know the truth…

Lord Byron, the Ageless.

The dark fantasy gym culture saga about bodybuilding, strength training, CrossFit, hypertrophy, bro splits, longevity and the eternal tragedy of men who forget to re-rack their weights returns for another episode.

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Before there were gym bros, clean bulks, anabolic windows and leg day guilt, there was the Formless One, who attempted a mighty squat. But the Barbell of Creation was misloaded: five plates on one side, four plates and a kettlebell on the other. His ACL tore asunder, the Barbell of Creation shattered and from the wreckage the Nattyverse was born.

For centuries, the kingdoms believed the Formless One trained upon bro split. Chest. Back. Arms. And legs when it was no longer avoidable

But in city of Barbellona, they claimed the Formless One’s true routine was Push-Pull-Legs. Fear crept in. If the bro split was not sacred, what else was false? Was soreness not progress? Were abs not made in the kitchen? And thus the gym-borne people of the Nattyverse did what all great civilizations do when someone disagrees with them...
They declared war... ⚔️

When The Eternal Ectomorph, Prince Parvel's bulk enters its third consecutive year, the hard gainer attempts questionable (supposedly natty) anabolic methods to gain size. However when the Iron Crusade is called by High Priest Tren Bald, Massvale is drawn into an unnatural conflict that spans workout splits, catastrophically catabolic metabolisms and the origins of gym-kind itself...

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In the age of Tren, Ironblood the Angry, who loved war more than protein marches upon the Nattyverse to destroy every kingdom who believes leg day is optional. But when walking lunges threatens his army, Ironblood makes an unexpected move...

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