Little Johnnys Voyages.

Autumn Golf. 🙂

Little Johnny continuing his voyages soon. 🙂

Little Johnny will be back soon! 😁

I met little Johnny
On a golf in spain
It was nice and sunny
I think it was in Benni

Prepared by its owner
With the smile of the joker
His make up was on
And he was ready for action

Some say johnny's a weirdo
But hey no! It's just a laugh I dont think so
If you think its odd
Then you're a snob!

So wee jonny was ready
Standing on the T
Ready for take off
Ready to blast off

The driver's hit
Its freaky face
Jonny's round shape
Went all pear shaped

Seconds later, up in the air
Arse heated up, by the sudden blow
Not a hick up now that's some fellow

No fears of height
Even mid flight
Pure joker's smile
That goes for miles

Wether it shines
Wether it snows
Wee jonny's always up for show

Wether it rains
Wether wind blows
Wee jonny's always up for show

Even in the rough
Or up in the air
Or In the sand
Of a bunker

Landing astray
Off the fairway
Right in the mud
It's John's best bud

Always ready
To get dirty
To seek its hole
Clean or murky

Some say jojnny's a weirdo
But hey no! It's just a laugh I dont think so
If you think its odd
Then you're a snob!

You got to say
this ball's got balls
Come to see it
You ll admire it

Ok he is wee
And a bit freaky
But now you see
He is notre ami

From golf to golf
From North to South
Scotland to Spain
And back again

You understand how
Wee johnny's now
Part of our family
Or ar least its history!

I bet you wish you had a ball like this!
Then you woudnae play that p**s

On a golf course far far away
Little Johnny was born, it was his birthday.
Our balls were the same
We couldn't decide
So we named a ball, on one of its sides
We thought of a few, but none came to mind
So a face we drew, and alas we knew
We looked at the freak and his weird smile
And instantly knew we'd spot him a mile
So join us in a toast, to little Johnny the ball
Join us on his adventures, to see where he goes. 😂 to be continued......

Meet Blue, the newest member of our family! 😆