Lindsey Mason Ross Humanist Celebrant

Lindsey Mason Ross Humanist Celebrant Humanist Society Scotland Celebrant in SW Scotland - celebrating life at all its stages. Fan of big necklaces and naps.
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23/09/2026

Hustlers gonna hustle. Bit o' product placement for today's lovely vow renewal ceremony. Good voice day today thank f**k. I'm so tired of it being all over the place. Up down up down up down 🙄🙄🙄
I'm annoyed about it. Anyway what's everybody having for tea?

Bailey and Sara! Met at dog agility and so began Bailey's long campaign to get Sara to realise he really fancied her 😂 S...
17/09/2026

Bailey and Sara! Met at dog agility and so began Bailey's long campaign to get Sara to realise he really fancied her 😂 She thought they were just friends for the longest time! Look at them now, married and everything 😭
Fun fact - I married Sara's brother Dave too to lovely Rachael a few years ago. Being a celebrant is cool like that ❤️ Congratulations to the Donaldsons! Xx

15/09/2026

CUPBOARD CHAT MAKES A RETURN. You'd think I had nothing else to do. I have a to do list the length of the Bayeux Tapestry

Jess & Ed - a pair of absolute dreamboats - had their wedding at Ed's family farm at Southwick and it was a totally rust...
08/09/2026

Jess & Ed - a pair of absolute dreamboats - had their wedding at Ed's family farm at Southwick and it was a totally rustic VIBE. They set their vows in stone by placing their hands on the ancient glacial erratic in the middle of the field. That stone has been there for millennia which blows my mind. So how lovely to include it in their marriage ceremony. It felt really special and made me feel a bit funny like when you think about the universe a bit too hard and you get a bit scared.
Congratulations to Jess and Ed! You're amazing ❤️

Thanks to my colleague for her support on the day, and to my current wife Les Ross for organising my PA system and OF COURSE to my pals Lauren and Laurence from Lauren 👋🏻 for the photography and the banter.
And I NEARLY forgot that the man, the myth, the legend...Callum Watson was piping! How could I?
Callum Watson

Some recent cutie patooties for your perusal! Meet Serena and Ste ❤️ My first time at Newington Lodge in Annan and I lov...
08/09/2026

Some recent cutie patooties for your perusal! Meet Serena and Ste ❤️ My first time at Newington Lodge in Annan and I loved it. A great buzz! Congrats to the newlyweds and thanks for choosing me. Thanks to the one and only Haig McCulloch for being an absolute trouper as ever and to my lovely fellow Celebrant John Hamilton Humanist Celebrant for being my wedding wingman and 'stunt voice' 👌 and to Beccy Johnstone for photography 📸

Hi, it’s me! Having a cup of tea at the caravan, which is obviously the best cup of tea. (Well I was there but I'm not n...
03/09/2026

Hi, it’s me! Having a cup of tea at the caravan, which is obviously the best cup of tea. (Well I was there but I'm not now)

A little update:

Voice = 37% capacity
Frustration with voice = 120%
Frustration with people talking over me because I have no volume = 19,999,999%

I’m like Ariel from The Little Mermaid at this point. Ursula nicked her voice in exchange for giving her legs, and I understand why Ariel was so desperate to get it back. But I also understand Ursula's coveting of Ariel's voice.

Although, on reflection, who actually wants to be a human? It's overrated!

I’d rather be a mermaid 🧜‍♀️

Just one with a fully functioning voice that nobody talks over.

Some people are exceptionally good at their jobs.Karen is one of those people.She’s the dental receptionist at my amazin...
03/09/2026

Some people are exceptionally good at their jobs.

Karen is one of those people.

She’s the dental receptionist at my amazing dentist in Lochmaben and I would trust her to run my entire life. In fact I would pay good money. Honestly.

But more importantly Karen asked me to be the celebrant for her marriage to Ian! And before you could say bilateral sagittal split osteotomy, we became friends. 

Which is one of the unexpected things about being a celebrant. You think you’re helping plan someone’s wedding ceremony and then boom you're friends. 

It happens all the time and it confirms my belief that everyone you meet enriches your life. 

AND I'm DELIGHTED that after 31 years, Karen and Ian are finally husband and wife! 

Thirty-one years.

That’s almost a geological period! . The Karenian-Ianocene period maybe 🕵️ 

And what made their wedding day so lovely was seeing them surrounded by the people who have been part of that story. What a way to start was a brilliant new chapter in a love story that's already been going for three decades. But hey some things are worth waiting for, amiright?

It's good to have a friend who reminds you every six months that you need to floss more  🦷 🪥 😷
And is it even a wedding if it doesn't feature Mike on the wheels of steel and Callum on pipes? Beautiful Torr House was never lovelier.

I'm pressing the pause button on any NEW enquiries for now. This just means I won't be accepting any NEW bookings for a ...
29/08/2026

I'm pressing the pause button on any NEW enquiries for now.

This just means I won't be accepting any NEW bookings for a while.

If you’ve already booked me, nothing changes. You’re safely in my diary, and I’m looking forward to everything ahead.

If you were planning to get in touch, I’m sorry to disappoint you. Keep an eye on my socials for updates on when enquiries reopen.

Reaching the point where I need to pause new enquiries is a pretty bloody good problem to have! But there are HUNNERS of other Celebrants out there who are just right for you!

Now, I’m off to practise the radical celebrant skill of saying no.
Wish me luck 😛

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