16/03/2023
MIDLANDS SNOOKER 2023 REPORT
1s
The 1s were thrilled to actually be going to a snooker tournament this year and we were looking forward to the off. Unfortunately, 2s captain Louis had different ideas as Harley ended up breaking down his door, regrettably this was Harley's highest break of the tourney. Anyway, I have been shouted at for writing a novel last time, so I shall keep this brief.
Indies:
The indies was first up and David was up first against Matt Smith; the only thing that needed regenerating was his cue action and David crashed out 0-2 wishing he hadn't have come. Next up was Harley who struggled to make in roads on Ben Moody and joined his captain also losing 0-2. Next to play was Bob McCann poker star, unfortunately, he couldn't call his opponents bluff and completed the trifecta of incompetence losing 0-2. Despite this minor setback there was still an ounce of hope in Franco and Tayren. Franco was up first who secured the 1s first win against James Poxen. However, this was not to last as Franco joined his comrades losing 0-2 in the 2nd round. Last up was Tayren who secured Bristol's only bye, lucky man, this would spur him on to victory over Ivan (of Exeter) despite putting the black over the middle during the re-spot. Despite this near miss Tayren pushed on and defeated Krish from Cambridge easily 2-0. This put Tayrannosaurus in the coveted Quarter Finals and into day 2 of the indies. After some well needed sleep and a trip in the rain, David is an idiot, Tayren was ready against an old enemy in Matt Smith. It was a close affair but both were safe in the knowledge that the dreaded re-spot was removed as a tiebreaker. This was no comfort to Tayren who found himself snookered behind the pink and found himself on the receiving end of a 0-2 ending the 1s "fight" in the indies, overall quite a tragic display despite Tayren's good run.
Teams:
After the days shocking performance in the indies we were looking more hopeful for the teams this was quickly halted by starting at 5:30. However, in the interim David was sizing up fellow Exeter 1s captain in some practice frames, in which David hit a 44 which is the 3rd highest break of the tournament but didn't count and he is totally fine with that. Our reward for waiting so long was a best of 10 with Exeter 1s. Despite everyone else getting 2 other opponents we ended with 1 thus we got a bye to compensate, will be important later. We got off to a flyer with Tayren winning his frame in double quick time. However, this was not to last as our 1-0 lead slipped to a 1-6 deficit the only other win came from Bob who tried his very best to lose but never the less brought the score to 2-6. This was the end of our joy as we slumped to a 2-8 loss and David slumped in his chair anticipating a Trophy finish the next day.
The second day of teams started with a shock as we found out we were in the championship despite having a worse record that Lancaster 2s. In short, the worst recorded second placed team would go to Trophy and we had a 20% record vs a 40% record but we ended in the championship. I dunno how it works either. One redraw later and we were up against the formidable Cambridge 1s. We gave them a good bashing and gave it our all, Harley and David got sacrificed and Bob put in a shift leading us to eventually go 3-5 down with Tayren and Franco left to play. It was all very tense as Franco rolled the brown in to make it 4-5 with Tayren on the pink and black. After Tayren misses the pink and Matt, yet again, sinks a brilliant pink to leave himself a difficult pot in the middle to take the win. What happened next was a travesty as the black went around the knuckles at least 3 times and still dropped giving Cambridge a 6-4 win.
Despite the lack of medals and confusing structure that made little sense the 1s had a decent time and had some decent form and are looking forward to showing them at BUCS.
MVP: Tayren
MIP: Franco
2s
This is how the weekend went for the 2’s. With a slight tactical delay by our captain, the 2s were ready to fly into the indies. Play started, and we were off. Robin was up first and put up a valiant performance against a strong Leeds 2s player. Next up was Ali, who won his first frame but unfortunately couldn’t find his flow in the next, taking the game to a re-spotted black, ultimately losing 2-1. The captain, Louis, proceeded to lose in the first round despite having some extra sleep. The best performance of the day goes to Jai, who managed two excellent wins making it to the last 16 but ultimately losing to a very strong player from Exeter. Ashin, last but not least, also dropped out in the first round(he assures me this was a tactical decision).
Deciding that the value was in the teams, we dusted ourselves off and prepared to play some of the most gruelling frames of our lives. Teams started at 5:30 pm for us. We faced Lancaster 2’s and Cambridge 1’s. Against Lancaster 2’s, Robin and Jai were our star players, both picking up a frame; clearly, the rest of the team had their minds on the curry we were waiting to demolish. Louis did manage to get the cheekiest snooker of his life with just the pink and black on the table but then proceeded to miss the pink completely… So whilst the frames were close, we overall lost 2-3. Onto the next, Cambridge 1’s; Jai again won his frame, but alas, the lack of sleep and food had got to the rest of the team; all the frames were close, and we believe we could have won, but the score reflects a different reality, 4-1 to Cambridge.
Sunday was a new day; the team was ready and rested. Ashin and Louis took a tactical dip to a bar/club the night before but, for some reason, couldn’t find any snooker enthusiasts… We were now playing for the trophy (tactical); a loss would be the end for us. Again the games were close, but four losses meant that all the pressure was on Louis to bring it back. The captain decided to turn up for once and won two incredibly drawn-out frames in a row, despite tactically fouling with just the pink and black on the table again. Overall, whilst we were excited to play a three-frame decider, the game ended 6-2.
Whilst our success was limited, we all had a fun weekend in Tamworth. Competitive snooker ignited a fire in us that will prove hard to quench, onto the next, BUCS Snooker.
MVP: Jai
MIP: Robin