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Fat Fives Football is the fastest-growing weight-loss football league in the North East — 1000kg+ lost, 600% growth in 3 years, and a community of nearly 200 men getting fitter, together. 💪

Season 11 is still in full swing, but we're already looking ahead to Season 12 — and we're on the lookout for our next big signing ahead of the new campaign. Whether you're a small business after some brand exposure, or a bigger company wanting to invest in your team's wellbeing, there's a squad number with your name on it:

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No release clause, no agent fees — just packages from £120. 👉 Request your copy of our Commercial Opportunities brochure and get your business over the line before Season 12 kicks off:
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🤝🌟 SPONSOR SPOTLIGHT: SARCASTICALLY CREATIVE 🌟🤝

As Season 11 heads into the latter part of the season, we wanted to say a huge thank you to Sarcastically Creative for officially joining us as a general sponsor of Fat Fives Football! 🙌

Sarcastically Creative create personalised craft products — from water bottles and keyrings to personalised vinyl clothing printing and other garment personalisation. They've already been a brilliant part of our journey, supporting Fat Fives Football with customised equipment printing and merchandise over the past few seasons, and we're delighted to have them officially on board for Season 11.

A massive thank you for all of your hard work, creativity and ongoing support of our community — it makes a real difference to every player and to the look and feel of Fat Fives Football week in, week out. Thank you, Sarcastically Creative! 💙

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🤝🌟 SPONSOR SPOTLIGHT: THE OFFSHORE COACH 🌟🤝

As Season 11 heads into the latter part of the season, we wanted to say a huge thank you to The Offshore Coach for their continued sponsorship of Fat Fives Football! 🙌

The Offshore Coach is offering their Online Coaching service to our members, Providing an option for those seeking dedicated, tailored one-to-one coaching support that is focused on driving fat loss using the most effective methods. They'll also be giving back to the whole community with free advice and regular content to help everyone on their weight loss journey, while players continue to have access to the Fat Fives Football Fat Loss Coach, with professional expertise from Tyler Wilson, a qualified Nutritionist and Personal Trainer.

We're incredibly grateful for their continued support and the difference it makes to our members week in, week out. Thank you to The Offshore Coach for being part of the journey with us in Season 11! 💙

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⚽🌎 SEASON 11 - WEEK 7: THE HEAT IS ON! 🌎⚽

Week 7 is in the books and what a night of football! With the World Cup 2026 knockouts now in full flow across the pond ⚽🌎, the Fat Fives Football lads were determined to keep up the pace back home — and Week 7 delivered exactly that! We're well past the halfway mark of Season 11 now, the title race is boiling up, and there's plenty to celebrate on the scales too. Massive well done to everyone!

⭐🌟 TEAM OF THE WEEK! 🌟⭐
Callum K takes this week's captain's armband with a brilliant 5.2kg loss — what an effort to lead the line! He's joined by Ray (2.9kg), Greg A (2.0kg), Willie (1.9kg), Nathan (1.6kg), Ash (1.4kg), Lewis Fer (1.2kg), Hec (1.1kg), Niall (1.0kg), Chopper (1.0kg) and Matthew Mc (1.0kg). Eleven brilliant performances on the scales — take a bow, lads! 👏

⚖️📉 TOP WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 📉⚖️
An eight-way tie at the top of the table on 18 points — Greg A, Willie, Lewis P, Niall, Gregor M, Ross C, James W and Lewis Mc! With everyone level on points, the order is decided on percentage of weight lost, and after another consistent week it's Greg A who STILL holds top spot thanks to the biggest % drop. SEVEN weeks at the top — what an unstoppable run! Adam B and Josh C round out the top 10 on 15 points.

🏃‍♂️💪 TEAM WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 💪🏃‍♂️
Rapid Viennetta continue to lead the way on 99 points — just one point away from treble digits! Flaberdeen are pushing hard on 92, with Fatburn Rovers up to 3rd on 70, Scrandinavia 4th on 69, Parmesan Belgrade on 59, OB City on 53, Ivory Toast on 43, and Bayern Bru on 39. The top two are separated by just 7 points — this title race is going right to the wire!

🥇🏅 POTS (PLAYER OF THE SEASON) 🏅🥇
Michael L extends his lead at the top to 3 points on a brilliant 36 points! Barry M sits 2nd on 33, Stevie G 3rd on 30, James W on 29, and Adam B on 28. Zac, Gogs and Willie share 6th on 26, with Lewis P and Paddy rounding out the top 10 on 24. The race for Player of the Season is heating up!

🍫👟 GOLDEN CHOCOLATE BOOT (MVP) 👟🍫
Stevie G takes back the lead in the boot race with a sensational 33 goals — a two-goal cushion over teammate John R on 31! Chris M (Scrandinavia) sits 3rd on 26, Lewis Fer (Parmesan Belgrade) on 23, Paddy (Rapid Viennetta) on 20, Gareth (Fatburn Rovers) on 19, Connor M (Bayern Bru) on 18, Gogs (Rapid Viennetta) on 16, with Ryan Mc and Stephen B rounding out the top 10 on 15 each. The goals just keep coming!

👑🏆 SHIFTS ALL OVER THE TABLE! 🏆👑
The new leaders continue their fine run — Fatburn Rovers picked up a perfect 9 points this week including a 6-3 win over Parmesan Belgrade, a 5-2 win over Rapid Viennetta, and a 7-5 goal-fest against O.B City! They now sit on 54 points, extending their lead to 6 points at the top. Scrandinavia (48pts) and Rapid Viennetta (44pts) hold onto 2nd and 3rd, with Bayern Bru still 4th on 22 — but the real mover of the week is O.B City, climbing two spots from 7th all the way up to 5th on 20 points on the back of a strong week! Parmesan Belgrade slip to 6th on 19, Flaberdeen drop to 7th on 18, and Ivory Toast hold 8th on 17 but are closing the gap fast — just 3 points now separates 5th from 8th! The title race isn't over — but Fatburn are looking very ominous indeed.

📊⚽ MATCH RESULTS & STANDINGS ⚽📊
Another cracking week of football! Rapid Viennetta racked up huge wins with a 6-1 over Bayern Bru and a stunning 3-1 over Scrandinavia, before falling to Fatburn 5-2. Scrandinavia bagged 4-0 over Flaberdeen and 4-3 over Bayern Bru before their loss to Rapid V. Massive shout out to Ivory Toast who picked up a brilliant 5-2 win over Bayern Bru and drew 2-2 with Parmesan Belgrade — great continued momentum from a team finding their form! Flaberdeen edged Parmesan Belgrade 4-2, and O.B City opened the night with a hard-fought 1-0 win over Ivory Toast. A wild week from start to finish!

The Top 3 Standings:
Fatburn Rovers top on 54 points (+62 GD), Scrandinavia 2nd on 48 points (+48 GD), Rapid Viennetta 3rd on 44 points (+30 GD).

That's a wrap on Week 7 of Season 11! Massive thank you to every single player for the effort being put in — on the pitch, on the scales, and in supporting each other along the way. While the World Cup 2026 knockouts keep delivering drama on the biggest stage ⚽🌎, our own title race is coming down to the wire! Keep going, keep believing, and we'll see you next week! For full stats, fixtures, league tables and live player tracking, head over to 👇

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🎬⚽ WEEK 6 HIGHLIGHTS ARE LIVE! ⚽🎬

With the World Cup 2026 lighting up the summer ⚽🌎, the Fat Fives Football lads made sure Season 11 wasn't going to be outdone back home — and the full Week 6 highlights are now up on YouTube! 👀

🚨 NEW leaders at the top of the league for the first time this season
😱 A 14-goal scoreline that stopped the whole league in its tracks
🎉 A bottom-of-the-table side delivering THE upset of the season
🔥 The title race is officially BLOWN wide open

Sit back, grab a brew, and catch all 12 fixtures plus the updated league table 👇

🎥 https://youtu.be/67AbBu7v7j4

Massive well done again to every single player putting in the graft this season — on the pitch and on the scales 💙

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⚽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 SEASON 11 - WEEK 6: SCOTLAND OUT, THE LADS PLAY ON! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽

Heavy hearts at HQ this week as Scotland's brilliant World Cup 2026 run came to an end 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙 You did us proud, lads — you kept the country dreaming and gave us a summer of memories we won't forget. Heads high, Tartan Army!

Quick note before we dive in — with the league paused last week so the lads could get behind Scotland for their big World Cup clash, this week's weight loss numbers cover TWO weeks of work combined. That just makes the totals on the scales even more impressive! 📈

But on we go — because Week 6 of Season 11 was an absolute STORMER. Twelve goals in one match. A NEW team at the top of the league for the first time this season. A bottom-of-the-table side delivering THE upset of the season. And another comeback weigh-in that's blown the roof off. Strap in!

⭐🌟 TEAM OF THE WEEK! 🌟⭐
What a comeback story we have on our hands — TWO weeks running! Ray returns to the league after a few months away with a remarkable 12.6kg drop on his first weigh-in back — that's not one week's loss but months of hard work in the background paying off. Brilliant to have you back, big man — what a way to mark your return! 💪 He's joined by Ash (3.4kg), Greg A (3.2kg), Terry (2.5kg), Timber (2.1kg), Willie (2.0kg), Lewis P (2.0kg), Chopper (1.9kg), Doug (1.9kg), Josh C (1.7kg) and Zac (1.4kg). Eleven brilliant performances on the scales — take a bow, lads! 👏

⚖️📉 TOP WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 📉⚖️
Another stunning ten-way tie at the top of the table on 15 points — Greg A, Willie, Lewis P, Niall, Adam B, Gregor M, Ross C, James W, Lewis Mc and Gogs! With everyone level on points, the order is decided on percentage of weight lost, and it's Greg A who STILL holds top spot thanks to the biggest % drop. SIX weeks at the top — what an absolute rock of consistency!

🏃‍♂️💪 TEAM WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 💪🏃‍♂️
We have new leaders! Rapid Viennetta storm to the top of the team weight loss table on 88 points, edging past Flaberdeen who slip to 2nd on 82 — what a battle these two are giving us! Scrandinavia sit 3rd on 61, with Fatburn Rovers on 55, Parmesan Belgrade on 48, OB City on 44, Ivory Toast on 40, and Bayern Bru on 34. The top of this table is going right to the wire — keep pushing together!

🥇🏅 POTS (PLAYER OF THE SEASON) 🏅🥇
Michael L breaks clear at the top! After being tied last week, he now sits 3 points ahead on a brilliant 31 points. Barry M and Adam B share 2nd on 28 each, with a four-way tie on 24 just behind — Zac, Lewis P, Gogs and James W. Stevie G, Chuckie and Rossco round out the top 10 on 22. The race for Player of the Season just got HOT!

🍫👟 GOLDEN CHOCOLATE BOOT (MVP) 👟🍫
John R of Fatburn Rovers extends his lead with another big week — now on 28 goals! Teammate Stevie G follows on 25, with Chris M (Scrandinavia) on 22, Connor M (Bayern Bru) on 18, Lewis Fer (Parmesan Belgrade) on 17, Paddy (Rapid Viennetta) on 16. Ryan Mc, Gareth and Stephen B all on 15, with Gogs rounding out the top 10 on 14. The goals just keep flying in!

👑🏆 NEW LEADERS AT THE TOP! 🏆👑
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE! Fatburn Rovers have taken over the top of the league for the first time this season — and they did it with a SENSATIONAL 4-2 win over Scrandinavia! After a perfect 3-from-3 week including an 8-1 demolition of Bayern Bru and a 7-0 dismantling of Flaberdeen, Fatburn Rovers now sit top on 45 points, with Scrandinavia 2nd on 42 (after a tough week of their own) and Rapid Viennetta 3rd on 38. The title race has been blown WIDE open!

📊⚽ MATCH RESULTS & STANDINGS ⚽📊
WHAT a week of football! The headline? Fatburn Rovers' 4-2 win over Scrandinavia to take over top spot. But the result of the week has to be Parmesan Belgrade's incredible 14-1 demolition of Bayern Bru — what a night for that squad! Massive shout-out too to Ivory Toast who stunned Scrandinavia 6-3 (a HUGE upset!), then beat Flaberdeen 4-1 and drew 1-1 with Rapid Viennetta — three results from three matches, finally finding their stride! Fatburn also bagged 8-1 over Bayern Bru and 7-0 over Flaberdeen, while Parmesan Belgrade added a 5-1 over O.B City. A wild, wild week of football!

The Top 3 Standings:
Fatburn Rovers top on 45 points (+54 GD), Scrandinavia 2nd on 42 points (+45 GD), Rapid Viennetta 3rd on 38 points (+26 GD).

That's a wrap on Week 6 of Season 11! Massive thank you to every single player for the effort being put in — on the pitch, on the scales, and in supporting each other along the way. And a huge thank you to Scotland and the Tartan Army for the World Cup journey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽ — you may be heading home but the pride and the love is here for keeps. Heads high, lads! Keep going, keep believing, and we'll see you next week!

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