Chris Lewarne, Esq.

New gear dropped PAKT 🥋
Check it out after class tomorrow.

Tomorrow, I’m 1 year, 9 months sober. My son is 6 months (in age, 2 years in size🦍). And my business is 5 days open. Come celebrate Saturday 11:20 in my INSANITY class cause I still can’t believe it all happened so fast and I’m insanely grateful…🙏

Link in bio - try a Lone Wolf Trial 🐺 or DM me for guest pass.

Could not have said it any better than my brother in 🦾s, 🥹

DM if you want to try his class at 5:30pm tonight or mine at 6:45 for@soft open..

Today Mama’s on her PAKT walk so this guy “helped” Papa chair his morning AA meeting by blowing fart noises from his mouth (new trick) every time someone started sharing in the group then having a HUGE blowout💩 all over daddy’s shirt that made us have to go off camera for a sink shower. Then he decided to cut his nap time to only 30 min to free up room for fussy time on his schedule📆… (but still one of my favourite Saturday mornings..🩶)

Dear Lenny,
On your first Mother’s Day, I wanted you to know some things…

A little note to my Son on his first Mother’s Day.

𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄’𝙫𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢. 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄’𝙢 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝙎𝙤 𝙄 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙥𝙪𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙. 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨.

( To The Future. Can’t wait for this encore…)