Painfully Average Sports

I really earned that promotion to SS and I did not disappoint. Think I’ll be sticking there next game

If I’m not winning several coach of the year awards after this, I don’t know what to do. It’s called beer league but there’s some other motivations there

Really can’t go wrong with any of these, I promise. So much noise out there but spend the money on the only thing that scores runs in this game

It’s crazy how valuable being a warm and available body is in adult rec sports

Really no point in standing in front of the net untouched, that’s just a pipe dream, come on now

Week 33 of 365 in 365. What. A. Week. 12 games in 4 days from Saturday to Tuesday. Can’t say I wasn’t feeling it after the 5 hockey games, but I loosened up nicely throughout the week. Nothing like playing 9 softball games to get the muscles loose.

365 is going to be hit, let’s be real. But can I crack 400?

By far my closest attempt yet. This one felt like I hit it nice and clean too, so unlucky that it fell off at the end. Any tips Adrian Moyes Pavel Barber Zac Bell ?

I entered a team of amateurs into a soccer tournament…on purpose. We are so back. Some returning characters from the volleyball saga, and some new faces to spice things up. It really can’t get worse than our first attempt…right? Who’s your early pick for MVP?

So many people asked to come watch or play against us last time, so this time you have your chance. If you’re in Ottawa, come play against us on August 29. Ottawa Rec Sports is running this tournament and it’s always a blast with them. Registration is on their website and we’d love to show you how bad we really are.

I hope this brings awareness to all athletes blaming their teammates for not performing under the lights, it’s not our fault man 😭

I’m rarely in this situation because by the time they’ve tripped me I’ve already hit the back glass with a wrister