Lunenburg Kayak Rentals & Tours

I can’t handle the online bullying and harassment anymore. It somehow gets worse every week. I don’t even have it in me to write a well worded announcement. I’m leaving this town and you guys can burn down my floating cottage or someone can buy it for half price what it cost me to build it, I don’t care anymore. I wanted to try and start a gofundme as people suggested but I was in a terrible car accident the other day, my car flipped over and I lost my wallet with my id and all my cards. I can’t even make a gofundme now because I don’t have id or bank account info. I’m done here; in all my years of hardships I’ve never experienced anything like this town. Make me an offer if you’d like to buy my floating cottage or kayaks or a boat motor. I have nothing left in my heart or soul after living here and trying to start small businesses. Please contact me if you’d like to buy the cottage, or just burn it down. I don’t care anymore

August 22, 23, 24, 26, 27, 28, 30 are available for the floating cottage rental for $259 plus tax per night for weekdays and $299 for weekend stays (Fridays, Saturdays & Sundays)

Please contact anytime as we need to fill those dates up 😎

[email protected]

1-902-514-9222

Please read if you’re local… Wow they are really doing a good job whoever this is… The neighbors that hate me and my floating cottage business couldn’t get the government to do anything after having me bullied by every sector because my operation is completely legal. I thought maybe that would be the end of it but guess what???

The neighbors had their friend rent my Airbnb without me knowing and then he immediately reported my business as being unsafe and today I get a call from Airbnb saying they are probably going to shut down my listing. I have no recourse whatsoever. How do I prove someone felt safe? Awesome! There’s goes half my cottage business.

But wait it gets sadder and more messed up…
The only other way I get bookings for Lunenburg kayak rentals and floating cottages is Facebook. Enough people must have flagged my page and I recently got a notification from Facebook stating that my page was spam clickbait and focused on topics of civics and vaccines… What in the actual hell. They said I couldn’t comment on most pages, they will never show my page or recommend it to anyone that doesn’t already follow me, annnd I can’t even make ads anymore. Perfect! There’s goes the other half of my cottage business.

Then it gets even better, get ready… Enough people must have also been flagging my Google listing saying that they own it or changing the address. Now Google won’t let me change my address and it shows some other random spot that isn’t where my kayak rental business is. Just today alone I had 3 people calling me saying they were at a random address and when I told them where we were actually located they said the wouldn’t be coming as it was too far away. Great! There goes my kayaking rental business.

Seriously this has ruined my life entirely. I have no way to fight these anonymous attacks against me. I recently started taking medication for the first time in my life as I’ve pretty much lost all hope of my families existence because of this non stop harrassment and bullying. Here’s the photos and proof.

Sadly the only way to find a new place where I can rent my cottage is to have access to parking and access to the ocean. Pay someone $2500 for a new mooring install, pay someone $1000-$2500 to move it there, or just have someone rent me one side of their wharf to tie up my cottage to. At this point, I’m almost ready to start a go fund me so I can move my operation away from where it is. I don’t know what to do… I know there’s good people here that want to help me and see me succeed. I’m still facing this community gathering of 100 plus millionaires of the princes inlet home owners association vs me and my floating cottage on August 11 at the LYC. I want the good people of the community to know that I love you and I thank you for caring. I’m beyond overwhelmed. I need some help or a friend or something, I need an angel or someone to rent me a space by their wharf or something. The bad people here are taking my soul from me. I moved here to work, volunteer and have fun. What the hell is happening?? This is going too far, yeah I am a big tall dude covered in tattoos and I swear when I talk sometimes but anyone who has ever met me knows I’m a kind and generous man when I’m not feeling slighted. I’ve donated thousands of dollars in the last few years to support local music and host concerts even though I’m the poorest man for 5 square kilometres and I guarantee that! I write gentle love poems and wrote folk songs about baby foxes, I’m not a monster. Is there someone with a lot of money that wants to privately help me? Is there someone with a wharf they will rent to me? Do I start a go fund me? I need help, I don’t know what else to do. Please share this if you can as that’s the only way it’ll get out there. Facebook has stopped showing my page and recommending it to people because apparently I’m clickbait spam and posting on topics of vaccines

Edit, here’s another phot showing an example of a comment from the anonymous people. An average person demanding to know the legality and logistics of MY business. They never call politely to inquire, EVER. They just bully and harass me like this. Honestly think to yourself, how is it any of my business what and how someone does with their own small business. I’m not running a toxic junk yard, it’s a friggin tiny one room floating cottage run entirely by the sun. I couldn’t be more sustainable and environmentally friendly.

The following dates are now available for the super cool and unique floating cottage…

- Sunday August 9th - $259
- Tuesday August 11th - $259
- Saturday August 22nd - $299

Call, message or email to book your stay before these dates are all booked up.

[email protected]
or 1-902-514-9222

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Only $99 per person for a 4 hour visit to the beautiful white sand islands of Mahone Bay. Call or message now to reserve your adventure!

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Or

1-902-514-9222

It’s summer you silly goose, do something fun

ONLY 2 DATES LEFT IN JULY FOR THE FLOATING COTTAGE!

$150 for Sunday July 12 or $250 for Monday July 20

Message or call now to reserve your stay! Michael 902-514-9222