08/28/2026
Working out in your underwear at 7 AM sounds a little unhinged. You know what’s actually unhinged? Women are 51% of the population, and only 7 cents of every Canadian health research dollar goes to women’s health specifically.
So yeah. We’ll take the underwear.
On September 4th, we’re hosting a 7 AM outdoor workout and swim alongside The Down There Affair raise funds and awareness to support women’s below-the-belt health.
📅 Date: September 4
⏰ Time: 7AM
📍 Venue: Collingwood Pier
☕️ Coffee vendor will be on site
PSA: for our regulars, this means no 6 am workout. But please join us for 7 am.
This workout is entirely free to everyone joining, but we ask that in exchange you kindly donate at the link in our bio for Women’s Health.
08/27/2026
Wait, is that cement? And a brick wall? Everybody stay calm 🙂↔️
08/14/2026
Turbo Leagues is our adult indoor league, multiple nights a week on indoor turf, four 12-week seasons a year, soccer and ultimate frisbee. Come with a team or sign up on your own and we'll place you.
Registration opens October 12, first game in January.
Details in the graphics, questions in the comments. 👇
08/10/2026
One more outdoor season to sharpen your game. We’re running fall programming (ages 2-16) this September—your foundation for indoor training starts here.
Swipe to find your program. ⚽
TURBO TOTS (Ages 2-4)
📆 Wednesdays | Sept 16-Oct 7th
⏰ 5:00-5:45 PM
🏷 $120 + tax
📍 Fisher Fields, Field 7
🗣️ 24 spots available
Key notes:
✔️ Play-based soccer & coordination games
✔️ All equipment provided
✔️ Parents stay onsite
Registration closes Sept 10th, link in bio to register 🔗
TURBO KIDS (Ages 5-7)
📆 Tuesdays | Sept 15-Oct 6
⏰ 5:00-6:00 PM
🏷 $150 + tax
📍 Fisher Fields, Field 8
🗣️ 24 spots available
Key notes:
✔️ Soccer fundamentals (passing, shooting, ball control)
✔️ Small-sided games & skill work
✔️ All equipment provided
Registration closes Sept 10th, link in bio to register 🔗
RUN & PITCH (Ages 12-16)
📆 Sept 10-Oct 3
⏰ Thursdays 4:30-5:30 PM | Saturdays 8:30-10:00 AM
🏷 $390 + tax (includes merch)
📍 Orchard Express & Pretty River
🗣️ 20 spots available
Key notes:
✔️ Last outdoor season
✔️ D1-trained coaches
✔️ Endurance + technical training
Registration closes Sept 7 → Link in bio to register 🔗
TURBO PERFORMANCE SOCCER (Ages 13 - 16yrs)
📆 Sundays | Sept 13-Oct 4
⏰ 9:30 - 11:00AM
🏷 $65 + tax per session
📍 Pretty River Academy
🗣️ Limited spots available
Key notes:
✔️real technical training between seasons
✔️led by coaches with D1 playing experience
✔️1 coach per 6 athletes
Drop in sessions - Link in bio to register🔗
TURBO PREP SOCCER (Ages 8 - 12yrs)
📆 Sundays | Sept 13-Oct 4
⏰ 8:00 - 9:30AM
🏷 $65 + tax per session
📍 Pretty River Academy
🗣️ Limited spots available
Key Notes:
✔️real technical training between seasons
✔️led by coaches with D1 playing experience
✔️1 coach per 6 athletes
Drop in sessions - Link in bio to register🔗
08/10/2026