Boathouse Bowling

Yo! Dust off your f***y packs, lace up those neon kicks, and get ready to roll because Boathouse Bowling is dropping the ultimate fall lineup! We are throwing it back to the 1990s with leagues that are totally choice, absolutely slammin’, and open to everyone.

Check out these wicked highlights and secure your spot before they are history:

Dolls with Balls: Monday nights starting September 28th.
Pins & Pints: Tuesday nights starting September 15th (only 3 spots left!).
Scratch League: Wednesday nights (room for 4 more teams!).
Special Olympics: Thursday evenings starting September 24th.
YBC (Youth Bowling Canada): Saturday mornings starting September 19th.

Whether you are a straight-up pro or just here for the nostalgia, we have a league for you. Don't be a loser—talk to the hand if you think you can resist this fun! More Information at www.boathousebowling.com or Send DM.

Calling all adult bowlers ready to test their pure skill: registration is now officially open for the Boathouse Scratch Bowling League.

If you want to focus entirely on your game, track your true progress, and hunt for your next personal best without the distraction of casual party games, this league is built for you.

🎳 Pure Skill. No Handicaps.
This is straight-up scratch bowling—what you roll is exactly what you get. While the environment is focused and competitive, all skill levels are welcome to join as long as you are driven to improve, develop your technique, and compete on an even playing field.

💰 New This Season: Skill-Based Cash Payouts
We are elevating the stakes this year. Bowlers will have the opportunity to buy into and earn cash through:
- Skill-based side pots
- In-league tournaments
- Ongoing bowling challenges

🚨 League Details & Logistics
Who: Mixed Adults (Ages 18+)
When: Wednesday evenings at 6:30 PM, starting September 16th (Running for a full 32-week season)
Format: Teams of 4 to 5 bowlers rolling three games per week
Cost: $30 registration fee per bowler + $15 weekly fee per bowler (Shoes included)

Whether you are looking to fine-tune your approach for future tournaments or simply love the grit of unhandicapped competition, secure your spot today. Bring a full crew, or register solo and we will place you with a competitive squad.

Link to Register in the Comments Below

WANTED: Two Righteous Rollers to Complete the Ultimate 90s Strike Squad!

The "Just Us" bowling team is officially recruiting two more easy-going, fun-loving humans (one couple or two solo flyers) to join two incredibly sweet, awesome ladies for the ultimate Tuesday night party.
If you are looking to live your best Big Lebowski life—minus the kidnapping and plus a lot more neon—keep reading.

🚨 The Lowdown
When: Tuesday evenings starting September 15th at 6:30 PM (to May 4, 2027)
Where: Boathouse Bowling (Cold Lake North)
Who: You, us, and a bunch of other people pretending we know how physics works.

💰 The Financial Damage (It's Cheap, Word Up!)
Registration: $30 to lock in your spot online (registration link in comments)
Option A: $15 per week / bowler (Strictly the bowling, homeslice).
Option B (The Smart Choice): $20 per week / bowler which includes your first drink (one 355mL Beer/Cooler or a 1oz Highball to lubricate your bowling arm).

🎳 Our Vibe: Safe & Sound (No Skill Required!)
Listen up: this is a handicap league. That means if your bowling style closely resembles a toddler throwing a tantrum, your score actually helps us.
Experience level needed: Absolutely zero.
Seriousness level: Talk to the hand. We are here for the vibes, not the trophies.
The Perks: We are talking weekly games, radical prizes, and theme nights where we fully expect you to dust off your windbreakers and butterfly clips.

🕵️‍♂️ Ideal Candidate Profile
We need people who are:
All that and a bag of chips: Friendly, chill, and ready to high-five.
Easy-going: If you cry when you throw a gutter ball, peace out. If you celebrate a gutter ball with a drink, you're hired.
Sweet & Fun: To match the two amazing ladies already holding down the fort.

Don't go chasing waterfalls—join our bowling team instead! Register online right now and drop us a message so we can officially welcome you to the squad before these spots are da bomb gone.

We are stoked to launch the YBC (Youth Bowling Canada) program at Boathouse Bowling, starting September 19th at 9:00 AM!

Whether your kid is 5 or 19, this is the ultimate place to hang out, make friends, and learn some epic skills.

Register Today for only $35: https://alleytrak.com/app/client/4867-5440/?PackageID=3625&bypass-welcome=true

Here are the top 5 reasons your youth needs to join YBC this season:

Expert coaching from Tim Smith, a certified Master Bowler and Coach with a completed Vulnerable Sector Check.

Rad theme days and dress-up events that will keep things exciting all season long.

Fun skill drills disguised as awesome games so they learn while having a blast.

Double the competition with access to both local in-person and online tournaments.

Zero bench time because in bowling, every single kid gets to play every single game.

The Details:
When: Every week starting September 19th at 9:00 AM.
Registration Fee: Only $35 to lock in their spot!
Weekly Fees: Super affordable! $12/week for ages 7 and under, and $16/week for ages 8 to 19.

Spaces are filling up faster than a dial-up internet connection! Clip your f***y pack, lace up your sneakers, and send us a message if you have questions or stop by the front desk to register your crew today! 🎳✨

OR register here: https://alleytrak.com/app/client/4867-5440/?PackageID=3625&bypass-welcome=true

Listen up, party people! Monday night's Dolls with Balls action was absolutely da bomb! A massive, fly thank you goes out to our featured lady in business and total boss sponsor, Cindy Couture of Studio Couture by Cindy, who rolled up to the alley on Monday with a sweet prize and camera clicking away!

Every single Doll who scored a strike or a spare got to strut their stuff and strike a pose on the runway before entering the draw for a premium photography voucher. The lucky lady who took home the prize was Sheree Penner from the Alley Cats! Congratulations!!!

The lanes were completely on fire! Team Aimless & Nameless dominated the house, putting up a stellar 739 scratch game and a heavy 2091 scratch series. Michelle Law completely brought it with a high scratch game of 190, while Brianne Stewart and Laura kept it real by scoring a wicked 48 pins over their game averages.

We have TWO weeks of bowling left - with the Awards and Banquet (with FOOD) on August 31st.

Ready for the next round? Registration is officially open for the upcoming Autumn season of Dolls with Balls starting on September 28th x 12 weeks.

Register Here: https://alleytrak.com/app/client/4867-5440/?PackageID=3724&bypass-welcome=true

💥 WHOA! LEAGUE NIGHT WAS TOTALLY RAD! 💥
Last night’s Dolls with Balls action at Boathouse Bowling was absolute da bomb! 🎳

✨ Check out these major highlights from our August 10th matchups: Aimless & Nameless completely dominated the lanes, crushing a 735 Scratch Game and a massive 2137 Scratch Series!
🏆Michelle Law was on fire, rolling a stellar 559 Scratch Series and a sweet 199 game!
🔥Ashley Templeton slammed down a wicked 206 Scratch Game! ⚡Laura brought the power with an awesome 205 Scratch Game!

🎉 LUCKY STRIKE WINNERS: Massive congrats to Myra, Michelle, Lisa & Janique! You girls totally ruled the lanes!

🍫 PRIZE SPONSOR SHOUT-OUT: A huge, tubular thank you to Katelynn from G&B Confections for sponsoring our prizes! Those Pac-Man Chocolates were the cutest thing ever! 👾💛🐾

FEATURING A REAL SWEETHEART: A very special shout-out and thank you to the Lakeland Humane Society for bringing Magpie out to visit us! This lovable lady is ready to find her furever home! With a medium energy level, Magpie enjoys relaxed walks and plenty of playtime, but truly shines when it’s time to snuggle and relax. With proper introductions, she does best with younger dogs and likes to be the boss. She is working hard on mastering her basic manners and would benefit from continuous training. This stout gal can’t wait to make your house her home—apply to adopt Magpie today!

🐕❤️Keep it real, dolls! See you next week! ✌️😎

⚡️ ATTENTION ALL COOL CATS AND ALLEY CATS! ⚡️AGES 5 - 19
Drop the joystick, shut off the dial-up, and get ready to roll.

The 2026/2027 Youth Bowling Canada (YBC) season at Boathouse Bowling is officially open for registration! It is going to be pure magic.
Here is why your kids need to join our crew this year:

🎳 Total Alley Vibes
No benchwarmers. Everyone plays every single game.
Epic friendships. Meet the coolest kids in town.
All skill levels. Perfect for beginners or strike masters.

🏆 Wicked Perks
Radical coaches. Learn to spin it like a pro.
Real tournaments. High score bragging rights are waiting.
Big achievements. Earn sweet badges and trophies.

🍕 Pure Fun
Active lifestyle. Burn energy without the boring gym class vibes.
Boathouse snacks. The best fuel for a perfect 450 game.
Weekly jams.
Good music, bright lights, and big cheers.

Don't get left in the dust while your friends are scoring strikes. Space on the lanes is limited, so you gotta move fast!

👉 REGISTER HERE NOW! 👈

https://alleytrak.com/app/client/4867-5440/?PackageID=3625&bypass-welcome=true

Stop what you are doing because league registration is officially OPEN TO THE PUBLIC at Boathouse Bowling! Spots are highly limited, so choose your track and secure your squad's place before the FOMO sets in hard!

🎳 THE SCRATCH LEAGUE

Wednesdays @ 6:30 PM | Starts Sept 16

This track is all business. Zero glow bowl. Pure skill, no gimmicks, and light-hearted competition - mostly competing against yourself! Whether you have wicked spin or you are just building up your confidence, all bowling levels are explicitly welcome here to test their mettle!

🚨 THE CRUNCH: We have room for only FOUR more teams before the block is totally locked down!

👉 REGISTER FOR SCRATCH LEAGUE HERE https://alleytrak.com/app/client/4867-5440/?PackageID=3585&bypass-welcome=true

💰 THE 4-1-1 ON FEES:
Registration: $30 (due right now to lock in your spot!)
Standard Weekly Fee: $15
VIP Weekly Upgrade: $20 (Includes a cold 355ml beer, a premium CLBD cooler from Cold Lake Brewing & Distilling, or a 1oz cocktail!)

🍻 PINS & PINTS BEER LEAGUE

Tuesdays @ 6:30 PM | Starts Sept 15
Are you just looking to chill, drink some cold ones, and make some choice new friends? This track is pure social vibes! We are talking neon lights, rad tunes, handicap scoring, and wacky lane games like Low Ball or Bingo Bowling.

🚨 THE CRUNCH: SEARCHING FOR SINGLE PLAYERS OR COUPLES TO JOIN TEAMS!

Don't miss out on the ultimate weekly hang.

👉 REGISTER FOR PINS & PINTS HERE:
https://alleytrak.com/app/client/4867-5440/?PackageID=3584&bypass-welcome=true

These spots are going to be history fast. Talk to your crew, pick your flavor, and sign up before you get left in the dust! 💥

Which bowling league is up your alley?

Youth Bowlers & Parents! YBC Registration is LIVE!

Ready to get totally rad on Saturday mornings? Registration for our 2026/2027 Youth Bowling Leagues is officially open, and it is going to be choice.

We are talking weekly skills, wicked challenges, and big-time tournament opportunities to test your skills regionally and provincially.

Our crews are fully safety-certified. We have got a Certified Master Bowler on deck, and house owner Ashley is locked and loaded with a Safe Sport Certification, and First Aid training. Talk about a safe place to chill and roll strikes.

Here is the 4-1-1 on the divisions:

Bowlasaurus Bantams (Ages 5-7): 2 games, $35 registration + $12/week. (Or pay in full $348 + GST.) Open format means they can bounce after 1 game if they get tired.

Bantams, Juniors, & Seniors (Ages 8-19): 3 games, $35 registration + $16/week. (Or pay in full $464 + GST )

Parents, do not even sweat the early morning wake-up call. We have got free brewed coffee waiting for you on the sidelines. Booyah.

Saturdays at 9:00 AM starting September 19th. Do not walk, fly over to boathousebowling.com to claim a spot before they are history and for more info. Registration Link in the comments!

Questions? Hit up [email protected].

🎳 CHANGES ARE ROLLIN’ IN 🎳

Yo, Boathouse crew!

Have you noticed some extra hustle and bustle around the alley lately?

🛠️ We are giving our space a minor facelift, but don't worry—our goal is to stay open through it all so you can keep scoring strikes. We just ask that you pardon our progress and bear with us during these minor repairs and renovations.

Here is a quick sneak peek of what’s coming to your favourite hangout spot:

✨ Lane & Gutter Repairs (for smoother rolls)
✨ A Fresh New Look (vibrant vibes are on the way)
✨A Menu Refresh (tasty new updates are coming)
✨Parking Lot Repairs (smoother parking before your game)

🤫AND THAT'S NOT ALL... 🤫We are also working on a top-secret transformation. We can’t drop the deets just yet, but big things are happening behind closed doors.

We are leveling up the building to give you a better experience, and we can’t wait to show it all off!

👇LET'S CHAT: While our kitchen gets an upgrade, we want to know...What do you think will be added to the new menu? Drop your food guesses in the comments below!