09/03/2026
Y’all know how to get a man to have onions in his eyes. 150 people googled us this month. Looking forward to getting this open for the community as soon as possible!
Coming October 2026
09/03/2026
Y’all know how to get a man to have onions in his eyes. 150 people googled us this month. Looking forward to getting this open for the community as soon as possible!
May we enter these submissions into the Weather of the Day shots? From Caledonia, ON as it arrived.
09/01/2026
What can one do whole waiting for permits… well they can build pitching mounds for sure!
08/26/2026
Wanna work on high pitches, low pitches, fast or slow, there is a setting for you. We only have two problems with this machine: 1. we could only afford 1, and 2. I personally may never leave the cage.
08/20/2026
Walls? Vacuumed. Rooms? Cleared out fully. Tomorrow? More internet tech. Tuesday? Time to build some pitching mounds. We are getting there!
08/20/2026
We’re not fans of double posting, but we want to make sure this is out there too.
A new way to compete is coming. 🥎 Imagine all the good things about slopitch with none of the tiring ones. Get the work you need to get better while competing.
We will have events where you compete against teams on site, and around the globe.
We will be live streaming these events interactively, using Slo-Pitch Central to track scores and stats.
We are working on glow in the dark events too 🌟
And will be working on liquor license as soon as we have the permits that allow us to apply.
It’s going to be lit. See you there.
08/20/2026
Too big to fit in the square, but we’ve had a lot of requests for pricing breakdown. We feel these are fair market value, with tons of extras other places don’t give. With explanations on some of the nuances. If you have questions, please let us know!
08/19/2026
It’s really quite impressive how much vacuuming a wall helps make it look better
08/17/2026
Today’s shoutouts include: my wife for vacuuming the walls, a sentence I never thought would need to be said, Dave for installing our security cameras, Xplornet for installing our wifi and a leaf blower for making the floors look infinitely cleaner
08/17/2026
We have internet! We still don’t have a permit but at least we can play Candy Crush!!