Barney Dawson

I just got back after a day at the Broken Hill emu races.Bloody talk about "waste not,want not".Any emu that comes dead last, goes on the spit,for everyone to eat,I think I ate to much,or maybe that was the keg.Happy Days.

Ow la de da,The Nasty Man just sent me this picture from my hay days back in Canberra trying out for the Giddy Up junior reps cricket team.I got up, but but missed the cut.

Id like you to meet one of my mates,Magic Mush,he's the local darts champ,he has 2 bourbon,3 whiskeys,and 10 beers,then he's ready to shoot,and shoot straight.Local legend.😉👌

Had a M.C gig yesterday at Ballemby Hieghts aged peoples home.Had to dressup as the King.Gezz those 80 year old couldn'tkeep there hands of me.Oww Yerr.😎

Caught up with some old rugby rat mates from Gunnadah,they just imported this 70 year old stump tossing champion to coach the forward pack.What a bloody character,his misses,Iris,pulled him off,sorry pulled his silly hat off,and let me wear it after 2 bottles of dimple and a black sambooka chaser.Happy days.😆

Footy season is already here,I've left the boat shed and set up camp in a cave at Como mountain.Great view,keg a beer,good mates including a c**k or to, my didgerdoo,and settling in to watch the game on Scylla bay oval,"hope i don't have to wait to long.!!!

"Jesus",what's this world coming to? Took my sweet girl out for a walk in Kimpie thismor'n, left her tied to post while i got some beers off a mate for Australia day,and some bastard stole the hair right of her back.Bugger me.👹

Bucko the Didilio,is back in town and where ready to rock,He was my first drummer in the now defunct band" Creamed Trousers".But did we party, we rocked the Como boatshed,the Woranora warf,ahh,those were the days.Look out world,he's back,he's bold,and he's ready to roll.