31/08/2026
ππ₯ AFGHAN WARRIORS β WINTER WARRIORS 2026 CHAMPIONS! π₯π
After a cracking Winter Warriors season, we have our championsβ¦
CONGRATULATIONS AFGHAN WARRIORS! πππ
The Afghan boys saved one of their most complete performances for the biggest stage, proving far too strong for the Bay City Maulers in Sunday's Grand Final.
Batting first, the Warriors posted 165, led by an absolutely brutal cameo from Jawid Ahmed. π₯
Jawid clearly decided singles were overratedβ¦ π
π₯ 46 runs from just 15 balls
π 6 MAMMOTH SIXES
π£ And probably a few balls that still haven't been found!
Even after the onslaught, the Maulers would've walked off believing 165 was chaseable and they had a genuine chance of pulling off the upset.
Then the Afghan Warriors picked up the ballβ¦
β¦and chose attack. π³π₯
Their relentless bowling attack simply never allowed the Maulers into the contest. Wickets kept falling, the pressure kept building, and eventually the Bay City Maulers were blown away for just 80 runs.
And who was right in the middle of it again?
JAWID AHMED! β
After destroying them with the bat, he decided he might as well finish the job with the ball:
π 46 off 15
π₯ 6 sixes
π― 4 overs, 3/19
That's how you turn up for a Grand Final! π
A huge congratulations to the entire Afghan Warriors squad. A brilliant season, a dominant Grand Final performance and thoroughly deserving:
ππ LMS GOLD COAST WINTER WARRIORS 2026 CHAMPIONS! ππ
Enjoy it boys β you've earned it! πΎππ₯
And congratulations to the Bay City Maulers on reaching the Grand Final and a fantastic Winter Warriors campaign.
πππ₯
27/08/2026
ππ PLAY OF THE ROUND! ππ
Now, these two aren't exactly your typical LMS opening batsmenβ¦
π£ Huge power-hitting bombs? Not really.
π₯ All-out aggression? Rarely.
π Laughing and heckling each other? Constantly.
π€¦ββοΈ Play and misses frustrating the bowlers? Plenty.
π Running absolutely EVERYTHING? That's their speciality!
Conan Dunning & Mitch Larkin have developed one of the more entertaining opening partnerships in LMS Gold Coast.
They'll frustrate you, make you laugh, somehow turn singles into twos, occasionally pull out an absolute cracker of a cricket shotβ¦and just keep finding a way to get runs.
But this week, things went slightly wrong. π€£
FIRST BALL OF THE GAME.
Conan calls Mitch through for a runβ¦
Mitch takes offβ¦
And moments laterβ¦
ππ¦ MITCH LARKIN β DIAMOND DUCK!
RUN OUT WITHOUT FACING A BALL! πππ
As far as we're concerned, Conan Dunning is 100% responsible, and for that reason we've awarded him this week's:
π PLAY OF THE ROUND! π
Sorry Mitch, but some moments are simply too good not to share. π
The biggest question nowβ¦
π Will Mitch agree to open the batting with Conan again this Sunday?
Or will Conan be looking for a new partner? π€£π
27/08/2026
ππ₯ PATTY BROWNβ¦ TAKE A BOW! π₯π
For Ducksake needed someone to stand up against the Bay City Maulers.
Someone to take responsibility.
Someone to take the game on.
Someone to lead from the front.
Enter the skipperβ¦ Patty Brown! π«‘
Patty strode to the crease and immediately made his intentions clear β we aren't here to muck around! ππ₯
From ball one he was positive, challenging the fielders, putting pressure back on the bowlers and taking control of the game.
The result?
π₯ 50 RUNS
π 30 BALLS
β‘ Positive from ball one
π«‘ Captain leading from the front
By the time Patty was forced to retire at 50, he'd done the damage. The platform was built and the win was all but gift-wrapped for the Ducksake boys. ππ
That's captaincy made simple:
Win toss. Bat. Smash 50. Retire. Let the boys finish it. π€π€£
A brilliant captain's knock when his team needed it most.
π Take a bow, Patty Brown!
26/08/2026
βπ CONAN THROWS THE ANCHOR OUT! πβ
Bat Flew needed someone to steady the ship at the top of the order on Sundayβ¦
Enter the low-gravity, thick-set run machine himself β Conan Dunning! ππͺ
While others might be looking to clear the fence, Conan had a different job:
GET IN. STAY IN. BUILD THE PLATFORM. π§±
And that's exactly what he did.
Conan dug in, absorbed the pressure and somehow managed to get those little legs pumping enough times to work his way to a brilliant 51 runs. πββοΈπ¨π
It wasn't about being flashy. It was about giving Bat Flew the solid foundation they needed and allowing the hitters around him to play their game.
β Anchor dropped
π§± Platform built
πββοΈ Little legs activated
π 51 runs
π Centre of gravity still dangerously low
Every team needs a player who can steady the shipβ¦
Bat Flew have Conan. π«‘
Well done, big fella! ππ₯
26/08/2026
ππ MOHEB PROVIDES THE VACCINE AGAINST BAT FLEW! ππ
Bat Flew might be contagiousβ¦ but Moheb βMoβ Hashimi apparently came prepared with the cure on Sunday! ππ₯
Opening the batting for the Afghan Warriors in their run chase, Mo wasted absolutely no time getting to work.
π₯ 50 runs from just 26 balls
π Boundaries everywhere
β‘ Fearless from ball one
His explosive innings at the top completely took the pressure out of the chase and helped the Afghan Warriors make short work of the Bat Flew total.
But Mo's damage started well before he picked up the batβ¦
With ball in hand, he also produced a tidy spell of:
π― 3 overs
βοΈ 1 wicket
π 26 runs
A genuine all-round performance β keep the opposition's score down, then go out and knock the runs off yourself. Simple game really! π
Diagnosis: BAT FLEW π¦
Treatment: 50 off 26 π
Doctor: MOHEB HASHIMI π¨ββοΈπ
What a performance, Mo! ππ₯
19/08/2026
ππ₯ TRIGGER SHOWS HIS CLASS! π₯π
When For Ducksake needed someone to stand up on Sunday, one of their big guns answered the call.
π― Jordan βTriggerβ Reneau stepped up and delivered!
With the Bay City Maulers applying the pressure, Trigger took control of the innings and blasted his way to a brilliant:
π₯ 51 RUNS
π 27 BALLS
β‘ Strike Rate: 188.89
It was the perfect mix of experience, class and serious power hitting. π£
His innings ensured For Ducksake were able to post a very competitive total and once again showed why Trigger is one of the players you want at the crease when the game is on the line.
Big game. Big moment. Big innings.
π― TRIGGER PULLED IT! π₯π
Well done, mate! ππ₯
19/08/2026
ππ₯ THE FRIDGE SHOWS WHY HEβS AN LMS LEGEND! π₯π
When Chris βThe Fridgeβ Nilon gets going, there aren't many places a bowler can hide. π³π
On Sunday, Fridge put the full power game on display, absolutely launching his way to a brutal:
π₯ 50 runs from just 22 balls
π Power hitting at its finest
π― 3 overs, 1/28 with the ball
The Bay City Maulers were threatening to pull off an upset against the Ducksake boys, but Fridge was standing in their way.
Then came the cruel part...
He hit 50 and had to retire! ππ€¦ββοΈ
Just as Fridge had all the momentum, LMS rules said: βThanks mate, that'll do.β ππ
His retirement gave the Maulers a sniff and completely changed the momentum of the game.
But that's LMS. You smash them everywhere, reach 50... and your reward is getting sent off the field. ππ
Another huge performance from one of the characters and legends of LMS Gold Coast.
π ONYA FRIDGE! π§π₯
14/08/2026
ππ·οΈ THE DESTROYER HAS ARRIVED! π·οΈπ
Some days the ball just comes out right...
On Sunday, Hamish Canning made it dance. π₯
The much-fancied Afghan Warriors walked to the crease full of confidence, but Hamish had other plans. Producing a Shane Warne-esque spell of leg spin, he had the batters guessing, missing and heading back to the pavilion one after another.
It was a performance that ripped the heart out of one of the competition's strongest batting line-ups and left everyone wondering...
"How do we play this bloke?" π²
π₯ Career-best LMS figures
π― 4 wickets for 29 runs
πΈοΈ Pure leg-spin magic!
To do it against one of the most experienced teams in the competition makes the spell even more impressive.
Congratulations, Hamish Canning! π Your best performance in Last Man Stands... and hopefully the first of many!
ππ
13/08/2026
ππ CAPTAIN EDDY STOOD TALL... BUT IT WASN'T QUITE ENOUGH. ππ
Cricket can be a cruel game.
Sometimes you play one of the innings of the season... and still end up on the losing side.
That's exactly what happened to Eddy Hasimi on Sunday.
With wickets falling around him, Eddy produced a captain's knock, smashing 71 from just 35 balls. It was a fearless display of clean hitting, timing and pure power, launching 7 sixes and keeping the Afghan Warriors in the contest almost single-handedly.
Unfortunately for the Warriors, For Ducks Sake chased down the target in style, reaching 159/2 to claim a six-wicket victory despite Eddy's heroics.
Some innings deserve more than just runs on a scorecard...
This was one of them.
π Congratulations to Eddy Hasimi on a well-deserved Player of the Match performance. Sometimes your team doesn't get the result, but everyone watching knows who stole the show.
π 71 runs from 35 balls
π₯ 7 sixes
β‘ Strike Rate: 202.86
π
Player of the Match
12/08/2026
ππ BAY CITY MAULERS GET THE JOB DONE... BUT LUKE ROITER AND ETHAN CAVE HAD OTHER IDEAS! ππ
Some batting partnerships are built on communication...
Luke Roiter and Ethan Cave's seemed to be built on one simple rule:
"If it's there... hit it!" π₯
The pair had the Bay City Maulers bowlers searching for answers, spare fielders and maybe even a new game plan as they piled on the runs with some clean ball striking and clever running between the wickets.
Luke was at his destructive best, earning a well-deserved Player of the Match performance, while Ethan was the perfect partner in crime, making sure the pressure never let up.
By the end of the innings, Bay City Maulers had posted 6/126, and despite a determined chase, Caught Behind the Sheds couldn't quite reel them in.
π Result
Bay City Maulers 6/126 defeated Caught Behind the Sheds 3/125 in a thriller
π Congratulations to Luke Roiter on taking out Player of the Match, and a big shout-out to Ethan Cave for a cracking supporting innings.
Sometimes cricket is about surviving...
This game went down to the wire in an absolute thriller. π
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