26/08/2026
You're going to start this week. Here's why that matters: you won't be locked in.
Month to month means if we don't deliver, you leave. That's on us, not a contract.
Everything's included. 16 squat racks, reformer studio, sauna, compression boots, massage chairs, 24/7 access.
The hard part isn't the gym. It's showing up. We just made that easier.
Head to bio and lock it in.
24/08/2026
Every plate, every rack, every bit of it costs the same $14.99 a week. No "upgrade to access the good equipment."
No tiered membership hiding in the fine print. You walk in, everything's yours
21/08/2026
One price. $14.99 a week. That's the whole offer. Nothing else to buy.
18/08/2026
Why train with us?
Because you're not trapped in a contract. Because everything costs only $14.99 a week, no hidden upgrades. Because at 3am on a Tuesday you'll actually find a free squat rack. Because showing up is the hard part, and we removed every excuse that stops you.
That's the whole thing.
11/08/2026
You're not waiting for equipment at 3am.
That's the whole thing. Every squat rack, every reformer, every bit of the recovery studio, it's there when you show up.
ONLY $14.99 PER WEEK
10/08/2026
16 squat racks. Reformer studio. Infrared sauna. Compression boots. Massage chairs. Everything built so you can show up whenever you actually want to show up.
No joining fee. No contracts. Only $14.99 a week.
Head to the link in bio and lock it in.
29/07/2026
Her: my studio is $55 a class but the towels are warm
Me, in an infrared sauna I did not pay extra for, having done reformer at 10pm for free:
$13.99 a week = Gym 247 Richmond