Laverton Bowls Club

😂 EVERY BOWLER HAS TWO PERSONALITIES… 😂

END 1: 😇
“Stay calm.”
“Enjoy the game.”
“One bowl at a time.”
“Whatever happens, happens.” 🧘‍♂️🌿

END 2: 🤬
“TURN!!”
“TURN!!!”
“TUURRRRNNNN!!!” 📢😂

Suddenly you’re no longer the bowler… you’re the bowl’s personal coach, motivational speaker AND GPS system. 🤣

👉 “COME ON!”
👉 “HOLD!”
👉 “GET A WICK!”
👉 “DON’T YOU DARE CROSS OVER!”
👉 “NOW TURN… TURN… TUUUURN!” 😭😂

Meanwhile the bowl:
⚫ “I’m literally doing what you delivered me to do.” 😂

And your teammates on the bank are trying very hard not to make eye contact. 👀🤣

Let’s settle this…

👇 WHAT DO YOU SHOUT AT YOUR BOWL THE MOST?

A) TURN!
B) HOLD!
C) RUN!
D) GET UP!
E) Words that probably shouldn’t be typed on Facebook. 🤐🤣

Tag that bowler who believes VOLUME = EXTRA BIAS! 📢😂

Because if shouting really made bowls turn…

🏆 WE’D ALL BE WORLD CHAMPIONS! 🏆🤣

Hi Members,
The Laverton Bowling Club has it's official opening of the green on Sunday 13.9.26.
It is requested that Club Uniform be worn.
Starting time is 11am and we will be providing a light lunch as well. If you have any food allergies can you please update us also thank you
Please come along & bring your family & friends along also. Enjoy yourselves and lets kick start the season with a
fun day.

For catering purposes please contact Jill by 04/09/2029
On PH.0425781188
Email [email protected]
Or messages us on here

Good afternoon members

Just a little reminder the new bowls season is almost upon us.
There will be more updates coming with opening day & games

I hope everyone had a lovely & safe time off.
Hope to see you at the club soon

Thanks Donald Whitehead

If anyone from the club looking for a game

Join us for one of Werribee’s premier events. Enjoy a fabulous day of bowls, prize money and great company in friendly atmosphere.






Mayor of Wyndham City
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Wyndham City
Darren Hooper
Beaumaris Bowls Club

Hi all here is some training ideas for the next time you hit the greens & good bowling