The Bombshell Brigade is 1 of 4 home teams at Assassination City Roller Derby. 2025 will be our 2nd season as the leagues newest team.
We took 2nd at Champs in 2024! 💙
08/02/2026
It's a new month and we have another Bombshell to celebrate! Today is our fabulous triple threat #11 The High Priestess birthday! She is forever jumping the apex and hyping up her teammates and we are so grateful she was born! Happy birthday Priestess! We hope you and the rest of Conspiracy win some games today at Contenders Cup!
Photo credit: Cale Sherry
07/31/2026
The last day of July marks another of our beautiful Bombshell birthdays! Happy birthday to #32 Manic Mayhem, we are so excited that we have some of these pictures of you doing everything you do best....everything! Whether it is jamming, blocking or pivoting, playing offense or defense you are there when we need you! Hope you have a fantastic day especially getting to play at Contenders Cup with our travel team Conspiracy! Good luck and enjoy! We love you!
Photo credits: Cale Sherry
07/22/2026
Not only is it bombshell month but apparently also many bombshells were born in July and we are pumped about it. Today we celebrate the magical and wonderful #7 Sparrow Dynamic. She can jam, she can block, she can do it all and all with a smile on her face! Happy birthday Sparrow! We love you and are glad you were born! Hope your day is filled with puppy snuggles and sweet treats!
Come see Sparrow and the rest of the Bombshell Brigade THIS Saturday July 25th at Thunderbird Roller Rink in Plano. We play our friends in purple the Lone Star Assassins 💙💜💙💜
Photos credit: Cale Sherry
07/19/2026
We love celebrating our bombshells and especially on their day of birth. Today is the fantastic #37 Sexy Rexy's birthday and we just love her! Her energy and s***k, always smiling on the track while being fierce and fast. And her laugh is iconic! Hope your birthday is amazing Rexy!
Photo credits: Cale Cale Sherry
07/16/2026
Last night was a night of EPIC proportions because two of our amazing Bombshells got to skate together after more than a year of not getting to skate and recovering from some gnarly knee injuries. They have put in immense work and effort to heal and are just overall some of our most supportive teammates even though they have been through hell and back. So excited to see y'all back on wheels Goomba and Magik! We love y'all and can't wait to take the track with you again when you are cleared for contact!
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Photo credit: Mayhem
We are so proud to announce that the skater of the month was none other than one of our favorites Bettie Rampage 💙💙💙
Check out all the lovely things we had to say about this magical human listed blow:
🌟Congratulations to our June Skater of the Month!! 🌟
❤️💙 Her friends had a lot to say about her:
She always has a positive attitude. I love getting to skate with her because she is always ready to dance and have fun. She is truly a delight to be around! Oh yeah, and she is an incredible skater. She has improved so much and continues to build her sick skating skills every practice and every game!
She is a literal bombshell thru and thru! An extremely lovable diva dishing out hits and sass with a side of kindness! I love skating with her and being her teammate on and off the track!
She has grown so much this past year in derby. She doesnt even recognize how amazing of a teammate and valued she is!
She has been fearless on the track and really leveling up her playing! She always keeps it positive and shares the good vibes😍
She has been working so hard and is such a fun teammate! Always has positive vibes and has a b***y that is vicious!
Ram has been killing it this season! So strong and stable and making great plays! She keeps a good attitude and always shows up both on and off the rink. She’s amazing!
Rampage is always gonna make you laugh. She’s very dedicated and has been on fire this season! Bettie Rampage is a great example of the attitude that makes a great Bombshell!
-Photo credits by Mark Alonzo and Cale Sherry-
06/12/2026
Today is a good day because it is the day that our very own #13 Kitty Catatonic was born! She is a jammer with shoulders that will shiv you but also is amazing at blocking on the rare occasions she gets to. We love how hard of a worker she is and are thrilled she was born! Happy birthday Kitty! May you celebrate well!
Make sure to mark your calendars down June 20th where you get to see Kitty and the rest of the Bombshell Brigade at Thunderbird Roller Rink in Plano! Tickets at acderby.com 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Photo credits: Cale Sherry and Mark Alonzo
06/10/2026
Enter to win this amazing giveaway and free tickets to our next bout on June 20th!
Do you like winning free stuff? Do you like attending our games for FREE? If so, keep reading!
ACRD is doing a GIVEAWAY of this tote bag, handmade by our very own LSA skater Snapdragon, as well as two free tickets to a game this season!
To enter to win the tote and two free tickets, you need to like this post and tag one person you’d like to bring to a game with you! You will be entered into the raffle one time per friend you tag. We will draw the raffle winner in 2 weeks on June 19th! (which is the day before our next game, by the way!) We will contact the winner that day to determine what game you’d like free tickets to. Good luck, and we hope to see you at our next game!
05/12/2026
It's Tuesday and we still cannot get over our weekend in Austin with our travel teams and the Texas Rollergirls @ the Austin Convention Center last weekend.
Two of our Bombshells got MVPs in the games so we wanted to shout them out! Congrats to Dogmeat and High Priestess! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Come watch them and the rest of the Brigade this weekend Thunderbird Roller Rink on Saturday May 16th! Grab tickets at acderby.com and cheer for the bombshells!
Photo credit: Goblin
04/25/2026
We have a BOMBSHELL BIRTHDAY today AND it's bout day at Thunderbird Roller Rink!
Wish Mother Terrorista a very happy 41st!!!
Come see her play tonight against the Lone Star Assassins and find out why everyone loves a good Mama T battle cry or maybe she will go to the penalty box again!!!
Tickets acderby.com
Photo credit: Cale Sherry