Muddy Mouth Cards

Muddy Mouth Cards Handmade inappropriate greeting cards and gifts for absolutely every occasion. Inappropriate greeting cards for every occasion!

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I’m very selective about which events I attend each year which is why it’s been a while since I’ve had one this slow (th...
09/19/2026

I’m very selective about which events I attend each year which is why it’s been a while since I’ve had one this slow (thanks a heap ton, rain). I was impressed at the number of hard core wine fans that showed up for Carlos Creek Winery (kudos to the patio umbrella holder!)!
Here’s a peek at what I do when I’m expecting a slow day (I don’t do well with downtime 🙃)…

Earrings: Jess
Le Sigh tee: Michelle Brusegaard
Rain pants: Quince
Boots: Everlane (RIP)

Category labels are restocked, wholesalers!

So. Many. Stickers.

That patio umbrella is dedication to the wine.

Are you all using polls in your texts? I’m obsessed with this feature.

Quaid Army The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Read More! This is very good so far.

Even with the rain we had 32 customers shop today. Lower than I hoped but still so grateful to all who came by today!
I’ll be ready for you tomorrow Grape Stompers! Come see me in my usual spot by the taproom and porta-potties 😜

09/18/2026

It’s GRAPE STOMP at Carlos Creek Winery! Sorry to my sweet hairstylist Justine for my poor showing of her beautiful work. Come drink and shop and listen to live music all weekend! I’m booth 21 near the taproom🍷🍺

My team works on making cards at their own homes and I don’t always remember which styles I’ve sent each person. So some...
09/17/2026

My team works on making cards at their own homes and I don’t always remember which styles I’ve sent each person. So sometimes my texts look like this 🥜🌰
Reveal: she does NOT have wrinkly nuts!
**Big thank you to everyone shopping the new Bad Influence Collection! So many bangers already! Buy 5+ and save 10% with code FULLCART. Spend $49+ for free shipping too!
Shop New Release: https://muddymouthcards.com/collections/the-newest

NEW RELEASE!It’s time we let you peek the new stuff. The Bad Influence Collection is live and we think you’ll love it! W...
09/16/2026

NEW RELEASE!
It’s time we let you peek the new stuff. The Bad Influence Collection is live and we think you’ll love it! We did a preview at the fair and our pop-up last weekend and were delighted at the squeals of laughter 🙂
Link in comments to shop⬇️

The audible gasp that was gusped in our booth at Edina Fall Into the Arts Festival this weekend when someone said this m...
09/14/2026

The audible gasp that was gusped in our booth at Edina Fall Into the Arts Festival this weekend when someone said this made me freeze for a moment…and then get my phone out and type in my notes section so I wouldn’t forget.
If you haven’t shopped the $2 Annual Sale event yet, jump on it today! Link in bio for dozens of great cards, stickers, Swedish dish cloths, keychains, magnets (hello, stocking stuffers!) and just pure joy (if you’re not the person quoted here).

09/14/2026

Thank you to Edina Fall Into the Arts Festival for having such a great event and ordering up such perfect weather!
*Sold out of tiny wooden p***s cards both days (can’t seem to keep up with this little pe**er!)
*20% of sales came from stickers (my largest amount ever—partly due to the lovely display Mr. Muddy made!)
*Sales were up 7% over last year at this same event (I have a goal of 5% for all events so this is a win!)
*I had a customer cry real sentimental tears in the booth for the first time after finding the perfect card for her daughter. “Who cries in the Muddy Mouth booth?!”-she said about herself 🥰
*The number of compliments that people dished about the joy these cards bring to them cannot be counted. Thank you to everyone who came out to support!
*Next up is Carlos Creek Winery Grape Stomp in Alexandria, MN this Fri-Sun! If you’ve never been to this event, it’s an absolute PARTY! Can’t wait🍇💃🍷

Edina, you were so good to us today! Amazing weather, tons of shoppers looking to spread joy and lots of great vibes! We...
09/13/2026

Edina, you were so good to us today! Amazing weather, tons of shoppers looking to spread joy and lots of great vibes! We’ll be back at Edina Fall Into the Arts Festival Sunday 10-5p at booth 263, see you there!
*One of these duos worked hard and had fun today. The other duo were unhelpful but cute. You can decide which is which.

09/12/2026

We’d love to see you at booth 263 at Edina Fall Into the Arts Festival today and tomorrow!

New QR I added to my display signage. Fun when I see people scan it because I know they’re on the hunt for JOY🕵️Come see...
09/12/2026

New QR I added to my display signage. Fun when I see people scan it because I know they’re on the hunt for JOY🕵️
Come see us at Edina Fall Into the Arts Festival Sat 10-6p and Sun 10-5p in booth 263, lower level near the water of Centennial Lakes 🌸

And THIS is how you take advantage of our $2 Sale Event👏 Thanks to the dozens of you shopping our sale today! Starting t...
09/10/2026

And THIS is how you take advantage of our $2 Sale Event👏 Thanks to the dozens of you shopping our sale today!
Starting to sell out of some and singles digits on many others but still lots of goodies left!

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