Toon Army Chicago

Something PRETTY is coming this week from Riverlands Brewing Company

Always keep room in your cart for a 4 pack. You never know what you'll find!

Something BIG is brewing in the western suburbs. 👀

A new era begins next Sunday—and an old face returns. 🖤🤍

Join Toon Army Chicago at Mrs. Murphy’s for the season opener against Liverpool! It’s Matthias Jaissle’s managerial debut for Newcastle, and a certain Swedish 🐀 scurries back to St. James' Park.

Doors open at 10:00 AM for cold Guinness, bracing Malört, and top-tier Geordie banter. Kickoff is 10:30 AM—get in early to claim your spot at the bar! Howay the Lads! ⚽🍻

The result may have been less than stellar, but your turnout was phenomenal! Thank you all to join us on the last day of the season and Mrs. Murphy & Sons Irish Bistro for being an amazing host!

There are some big things coming around the corner for next season, including MORE chances to take a group trip to St. James' Park!

Stay TOONED to our socials for more details as they become available.

🚨 LAST GAME OF THE SEASON 🚨

The Mags head to London this Sunday to take on Fulham, while Toon Army Chicago heads to Mrs Murphy’s for one final emotional rollercoaster before summer's silly season and the World Cup officially ruin our weekends.

🖤🤍 Doors open: 9AM
⚽ Kickoff: 10AM
📍 Mrs. Murphy & Sons Irish Bistro

As we wave goodbye to Trippier, send Big Dan Burn and the lads off to the World Cup, and emotionally prepare ourselves for 3 months of transfer rumours, “exclusive” ITK nonsense, new stadium debates, and finding out which city gets the honour of welcoming top sh***er Trippier next…

…we’re doing it the only way Chicago knows how:

🍺 Guinness flowing
🎟️ End-of-season raffle prizes
👕 Including a long sleeve NUFC shirt + Guinness goodies from Guinness and Toon Army Chicago

Will Spurs or West Ham survive the final day? Come find out with us.

Get down early, grab a pint, hug your fellow Geordies, and let’s send the season off properly before we all become part-time football finance experts until August.

HOWAY THE LADS

⚒️ Sunday morning Toon Army Chicago… it’s time to potentially be the hammer to the final nail in West Ham’s coffin. ⚰️

Can ex-NUFC striker Callum Wilson save his team, or will Bruno and the Mags send the cockneys home crying into their bubbles?

Join us in one of TWO locations as Eddie Howe's Mags push the Hammers one step closer to the Championship!
Chicago: Mrs. Murphy & Sons Irish Bistro
Suburbs: Riverlands Brewing Company in St. Charles.

⚫️⚪️ Expect goals, chaos, chants and questionable decisions before noon.

Come for the football.
Stay for the inevitable “Forever Blowing Bubbles” funeral service. 🫧⚰️

After destroying the Seagulls last week, Eddie Howe and Sandro Tonali have apparently decided the next logical step is to cut down the entire Forest.

Armed with axes, fueled by Malört, and operating with absolutely no regard for environmental regulations, the lads head into another massive Sunday morning clash as Newcastle take on Nottingham Forest.

Join Toon Army Chicago at Mrs. Murphy & Sons Irish Bistro
🕗 Sunday 10th May 8AM kickoff
🥃 Malört courage shots optional… but increasingly necessary

⚫⚪ Loud shirts, louder singing, and at least one person claiming Tonali is the best midfielder on earth before breakfast.

And yes… it’s Mother’s Day. So bring your mam, text your mam, or at the very least don’t make your mam explain why you were doing Malört shots at 8am watching Newcastle destroy a Forest.

Forest might survive the trees falling……but surviving the Toon after a few Malörts? Not likely.

🚨 This weekend the mighty Mags face Brighton Hove Albion, a club entirely powered by seagulls, stolen chips, and unjustified confidence.

Meanwhile, reports claim Eddie Howe is under pressure. Sources say the pressure is coming from 37 adopted Geordies in Chicago asking why we haven’t scored from a corner since 2004.

Join us at Mrs. Murphy & Sons Irish Bistro where the pints flow, the Malört burns, and every Newcastle fan becomes a tactical expert after two drinks.

Expect:
🍺 Wild optimism before kickoff
😡 Outrage by the 12th minute
🖤🤍 Blind faith by halftime
🥃 Malört-fueled delusion by full time

Come suffer beautifully with us.
Howay the Lads.

🚨 MATCHDAY MEETUP x2 🚨

Newcastle head to the Emirates this Saturday — and we’ve got TWO meet-ups ready to go.

📍 Mrs. Murphy & Sons Irish Bistro (Chicago)
📍 Sturdy Shelter Brewing (Batavia)
⏰ Kick-off: 11:30AM CDT

No use crying over a spilled pint (or a spoiled season)… there’s always time for another round and a chance to spoil a title race 😏

Join us, grab a pint, and back the lads. HWTL ⚫️⚪️🍻