Charlotte Squawks

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Never in doubt

This Artemis splashdown is cool, but I feel like Katy Perry and Gayle got out of their spaceship faster...

OMG!!! TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE NOW!!! (We always the last to know anything…guess we should start writing…)

They’re baaaaaack… 🐔

We’re so excited to announce Charlotte Squawks 21: Hold My Beer is taking over our Booth Playhouse June 4 – 28!

For 20 years, Squawks has been taking down Charlotte through jokes, satire, and parodies of your favorite songs, leaving audiences in stitches - sometimes, needing stitches! 😅

Our Facebook friends have PRIORITY ACCESS to tickets NOW before they go on sale to the public tomorrow (4/10) at 10am!

Secure your seats before the jokes are on you! Visit: https://bit.ly/SquawksSOCIAL

Against everyone's better judgement... CHARLOTTE SQUAWKS IS BACK!!!! "Charlotte Squawks 21: Hold My Beer!" runs June 4 -28 at the Booth Theater!!! And TICKETS GOING ON SALE THIS FRIDAY, April 10 starting at 10 a.m.!!! So mark your calendar, share this link, and hold my beer...

Charlotte Squawks 21: Hold My Beer! | Blumenthal Arts Charlotte meets “Saturday Night Live” meets Broadway in the Southeast’s longest-running ANNUAL ORIGINAL MUSICAL COMEDY.  For 20 years, Squawks has been taking down Charlotte through jokes, satire, and parodies of your favorite songs, leaving audiences in stitches - sometimes, needing stitches...

Truth.

Upon the information and belief this image is real we must apologize to Mecklenburg County Sheriff's Office, Charlotte NC, Sheriff Garry McFadden for poking fun the other day.

Our social media team searched the halls of The National Archives and Records to locate this evidentiary, and historical, photo.

The day after

❄️❄️❄️ALERT: CHARLOTTE SQUAWKS IS CANCELLING MONDAY TOMORROW. WE WILL GO STRAIGHT TO TUESDAY.❄️❄️❄️

WEATHER ALERT: Be prepared for super-cyclones containing extremely cold air sucked down from the upper troposphere. Dennis Quaid has advised everyone to stay put.