Inter Hutt Valley FC

Introducing 'the Skipper' Steve Toms.
So far at Inter Hutt Valley FC we've established an organizing committee, a group of men, all with a particular set of skills to get this venture off the ground.
We've got an intelligent, ambitious young coach, with a history of winning.
Now, we have a leader. The man with two first names... Like Ricky Bobby and he's ready to 'shake and bake'! A humble man hailing from the mother land.. Now that's rare, Steve was voted as one or the two of three best players that Inter have. A skillful, rangy center half/back, Steve reads the game extremely well and has the ability to close down opposition attacks before they happen, and loves to bomb forward when he sees an attacking opportunity. One of those rare players, who you not only love to play along side, but also enjoy playing against, because he's really good and just a great guy. Steve however, isn't Skipper just because he's an excellent player. He's leads by example, doesn't point fingers when things go wrong and doesn't take the credit when things go well. And although he's super competitive, he plays with a smile on his face which at our age, is something we all should do...i have resting bitch face.. So i can't... Plus I'm a c**t!
At the peak of his powers, Steve was playing first team in the cap prem division. We all know though, if he were at a bigger club, he would've played at a much higher level... That's not knocking cap prem, that's saying this guy was better than that. Tomsy is currently recovering from a fairly serious injury... Will he be fit in time to lead Inter to glory? Time will tell

Introducing 'the Gaffer' Rupert Kemeys.
Every now and then, if you're lucky, you come across, or meet, or get to know, or even become friends with, somebody driven and passionate to the point where success seems to follow them around. Well, what about this guy...A major coup for Inter Hutt Valley, our Gaffer, Rupert Kemeys... The man with the Midas touch.
For the few who don't know this self proclaimed 'public figure' ... Let me tell ya.. Rupert, or Rupe as he's known, is a prominent local businessman, running a very successful real estate company 'Ray white Kemeys brothers' alongside his bro Elliot. Those in football circles, likely know Rupe as the young local super coach who seems to win everywhere goes, guiding the Wainui club back to Central League before going on to steer Olympic AFC to national league honors... Now though, he's taken on possibly the greatest challenge of his career... Inter, a team laden with flab more so than gold, a bunch of well past their best has beens, mixed in with a few never weres.
Has Rupe got the stuff to take this rabble to summit? Or, is this a step too far, even for this maestro?... For those who know the story of King Midas, his gift actually became a curse, and he begged to the gods for it to be reversed. Recent history suggests we're bound for glory... Greek mythology however, tells a different story... Which will it be?

The boys working hard to make this happen! Gold Coast here we come, the clocks ticking

Introducing 'the story teller'
If a bear sh*ts in the woods, and nobody sees it, did it even happen? Well, without people like Jason Stoupe aka Ace, we'd probably never know.
Ace or Gr***de, is the brainchild behind the mighty Antiques Roadshow masters 2 football team, an absolute juggernaut that's hard to stop... Probably because of fatness... It's physics..
Anyway, Ace is also the man behind the legendary Antiques match reports, a mythical place where truth and hyperbole collide to turn the boring and mundane into something utterly spectacular! If you watched an antiques game, then read the match report, you'd understand.
So, Ace now has the near impossible task of writing this new team..Inter Hutt Valley into football lore.. Which probably means he'll be making it all up.
As a player, Ace was skillful, ball playing fullback alongside his brother Donny Stoupe in the Naenae 1st team. He ran like he hated grass, and kicked the ball like he caught it fu***ng his wife(a little Ted Lasso reference) unfortunately, Ace spent a lot time suspended as he got sent off...a lot. Thankfully, now he's a geezer and too tired to get up off the subs bench.. He's mellowed,
But don't make him angry... You wouldn't like him when he's angry