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Another banger!!!

Karl Darlow is a red ❤️🧤



In terms of pure Goalkeeping

Karl Darlow > Peter Cech

🚨 BREAKING: Alejandro Garnacho has officially been left out of Chelsea's squad and is no longer part of Xabi Alonso's plans.

Chelsea are now pushing for a permanent sale and have set an asking price of €50 million.



As for GITTENS, the club has informed residents that if they should see him anywhere around the club's vicinity, they should quickly alert the police.

Since yesterday, this guy just dey open door...

The door no gree open? 😭🤣🤣

🚨🟡🔴 Alejandro Garnacho opened doors to AS Roma move last week as club to club talks continue with intermediaries involved 🔥

Roma insist on loan deal with mandatory buy clause, deal on; Chelsea want permanent/guaranteed buy clause.

🗣️ CHELSEA FANS: "I'm not really against what he said, that's what most players say when they join a new club"



Show me anywhere SANTOS declared CHELSEA the biggest club in the world...



Una go just dey lie 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gomes or Baleba

Advice No 2.

Don't play low block... We've signed Outside 18 merchant - Youri Youri, to join Bruno and Cunha in delivering premium Tawaii

As it stands now, we don get like 3 pressing machines for our midfield. My advice to our opponents be say make you no too hold ball ooo😂😂

Most people didn't know SANTOS while he was still at CHELSEA...



But immediately he moved to the Biggest club in the world...BOOM!!!

UNITED na big name ❤️📛

I love the way everyone is acting as if we didn't sign a GOALKEEPER



Let's keep pretending

AMAD and SUMMERVILLE whenever BRUNO or TIELEMANS touches the ball:



"One kind deadly ballistic pass" 😭