Football GIST

*🚨🇩🇪 Thomas Tuchel wins his FIRST World Cup match as England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 manager. 😎✅*

England send out a statement with a dominant win over Croatia 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💪

The GOATs have made their entrance.

Now it's one man's turn 😏🐐

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗡 𝗢𝗙 𝗔 𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗦 🐐

😴 While men were sleeping... 🧑‍🍳
🐐 Lionel Messi was busy cooking.

⚽⚽⚽ HAT-TRICK HERO!

🇦🇷 38-year-old Lionel Messi in Argentina’s 3-0 win 🆚 Algeria:

⏱️ 80 minutes played
⚽️ 3 goals
🎯 4 shots on target
🎯 81% accurate passes
👟 57 touches
🛡️ 2 tackles
🔄 3 recoveries
⚔️ 3 duels won
⭐️ 9.7 match rating

Aging like fine wine. 🍷