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🚨🏆 BRUNO FERNANDES HAS WON THE PFA PLAYERS’ PLAYER OF THE YEAR! 👑🔥

Congratulations, Captain! 🫡❤️‍🔥 Another individual award added to the collection, and this one hits different.

And to all those Arsenal fans who spent the season telling us Declan Rice was levels above Bruno… 😭😂

The players have spoken. Bruno wins it. 🥶🏆

Respect to Rice, but Arsenal tweets might need a few minutes to process this one. 😂💀

🚨🔴 CARLOS BALEBA IS OFFICIALLY A MANCHESTER UNITED PLAYER! 💣🔥

The proper DM we’ve been crying for is finally here! 😭🤲🇨🇲

Baleba has signed a 5-year contract with Manchester United, and I’m already excited to see him take control of that midfield. 🥶⚔️

Welcome to the Theatre, Carlos. Now go show the Premier League what you’re about. 😤🔴

THE MIDFIELD JUST GOT SERIOUS. 🥵🔥

💔😭 MAN UNITED.. THE ONLY BIG TEAM TO LOSE ON OPENING DAY!

Chelsea beating Fulham 3-2 makes our own 2-0 defeat to Hull City hurt even more. While the other big teams are getting points on the board, Manchester United are already playing catch-up. 😭

We spent the summer talking about Carrick ball, new signings and a potential title challenge… only for Hull City to welcome us back to the Premier League. 💀

It’s only Matchday 1, so the season is far from over. But that performance cannot become a pattern.

United need to respond immediately. ⚔️💀

United fans.. how are you feeling right now?? 👇🥹

MATCHDAY — OGA LANDLORD vs TENANT..

Chelsea better come prepared tonight because Fulham are finally calling their tenant to account. 😂😂

And yes… tonight Chelsea will explain to their landlord why they haven't paid their rent since last season. 😭😭

No excuses. No postponement. No “we'll pay next month.” 😂

RENT IS DUE TONIGHT! 🧾🏠💀

🚨—EUROPEAN TROPHY HOLDERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO KEEP CLEAN SHEETS ON PREMIER LEAGUE OPENING DAY! 😭😂

United conceded 2️⃣ to Hull.
Liverpool conceded 2️⃣ to Newcastle.
Villa conceded 4️⃣ to Brighton.
Forest conceded 1️⃣ to Leeds.
City conceded 1️⃣ to Bournemouth.
Palace conceded 2️⃣ to Everton.

Even West Ham in the Championship conceded 2️⃣ to Charlton. 😭💀

Chelsea is playing Fulham tonight and it's a must they gonna concede goal

And then there’s Arsenal… 👀

Now I understand why Coventry couldn’t score. 😂😂

Someone had to break the curse! 😭

£125M Alexander Isak vs Newcastle. 🙌✅

Baba wether you got injured or not.. 001 done and dusted 🙅✅

🚨🎙️| Wayne Rooney delivers a brutal verdict on Manchester United after the Hull defeat:

🗣️“There was a lack of intensity and closing down. They couldn't really get close to Hull and they really suffered from crosses into the box and couldn't deal with them well enough. They didn't really create much, which was the biggest worry.

"When you play a promoted team, it's always difficult. First game of the season away from home and I think United just didn't seem ready for it.”

£300M+ spent on a rebuild… just to start the season getting COOKED by Brentford. 😭😭💀

Sandro Tonali — £92.5M
Mateus Fernandes — £85M
Jan Paul van Hecke — £52M
Savinho — £75M
Robertson — Free
Senesi — Free
Dúbravka — Free

Tottenham really said “trust the project” and then the project immediately started projecting. 😭😂

£300M+ and THIS is the first episode? 💀

Spurs fans, stay strong. The season is long. 😭🍿

Bruno Fernandes, WHAT WAS THAT TODAY?! 😡💔

That performance was nowhere near the standard we expect from our captain. The lack of urgency and intensity was honestly frustrating to watch.

You’re our captain. You’re one of our biggest players. We need you to set the tone, not disappear when the team needs you most.

One bad game? Fine. We move. 🙅

But Bruno, let this not become a habit… because if we see another performance like this, we’re opening that file. 📂💀