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11/07/2026

It is better to drive behind a Range Rover than these hand built cars. Hizi wenyewe don't negotiate with overlappers and careless drivers.

Paint kit pekee ni 300 sausand buana. Unaona mpaka ikona working sunroof? Huyu hachezi na investment yake.

You'll find that ametumia 1.5 to 2M customising this moti. K**a ni mat imemgusa safari ya taoni inaishia papo hapo. Ni mkae mngojee polis wakuje.

Unajaribu kumwambia "mzee shika eluf mbili ya rangi" anakwambia "my lawyers will be in-touch". Kindu 20 minutes unaona Lexus LX570 imefika na driver, jamaa anaenda, sasa unabaki hapo na lawyer wake sumbua.

Hii watu hapana mcheso. Walitafuta pesa huko 1914 during World War sai nikuzitumia tu.

11/07/2026

I've tried looking at this photo but nachanganyikiwa saidi. Hapa Raila Odinga Way speed huwa 50kph. At such a speed ata mtu anakimbia anakupita.

Huyu lasma alikua mawe mawe namna hatari. Ndio upande hizo stairs zote it means ulkua unadhani gari ikona parashut k**a jet.

Na ilipanda badala itulie ikaburst into flames, most likely a European car. Hizo ndio huwa hazivumilii heartbreaks.

I hope the occupants were rescued on time. Ukiona signs za speed just fuata sheria ndio ufike salama jameni.

11/07/2026

Karibu nisahau kuna mzee mzima hapa RR Vogue. Bei ni 350K onili na anataka mambo mingi. As you can see, this is the legendary paka of dukani buana.

Mwaka ya kuzaliwa ni 2006 na anakuja na the SDV8. Hii ni V8 diesel engine na inavutanga k**a shinkansen, hapana mcheso.

Gari imekaa chini so that tells you what it needs. Iko fully loaded but you'll have to unload it so that it can now load like a normal vogue.

Kwa mara ya mwisho gari inataka 350 only. Twanga tululu kwik fast before your slimming pill is taken.

11/07/2026

There's this lady who drives supercars and extreme luxury cars. She doesn't enter any of her cars with shoes, whether high heels or sports shoes. Yaani ye uingia mguu kinoi.

Looking at her videos, she's either in Monaco or UAE. These are places were the wealthy stretch their financial muscles and flex. Hapana chesa.

Now, this is what we call passion and respect for your assets. Some car owners only remove shoes when entering a shrine especially the ones with failing gearboxes.

If you think you can enter any of her cars wearing shoes, delete your thoughts and clear the recycle bin. That's mission impossible.

Hii sasa ndio inafanyanga nikatae lift. Kutoa viatu tawe.

11/07/2026

I saw this guy saying he can't work for anything below 300k in Kenya. The least he can do is 1 Million.

I'm surprised because people were arguing that it's not possible. If you see tech bros driving 30 million cars it doesn't mean they work for kenyan tech firms. They're fully remote like starlink satellites.

I was checking a red team offensive remote role that was paying $8K bi-weekly. This means that you can buy over 10 Xtrail gearboxes in a month buana. In 2 years, you'll buy a G63 and people will call you wash wash.

And this is just the tip of the ice berg. Offensive penetrators, Prompt Injection etc will pay between $7k to $30K depending on experience. This is maximum usito.

So, the man is right to demand for 1M Kes doing on-site jobs. Ukiona vijana na GLC ama Audi RS5 usidhani imetoka industrial area. Anafanya kazi Tel Aviv akiwa hapa hapa na sisi.

Stay guided.

10/07/2026

Nimeona jamaa ya Purado inasundulia kadudu kwa ukuta mpaka kakakua kamende buana. Kamepigwa hedi mbili kakaanza kutafuta panadol mangai.

Jamaa anafinya mpaka Ka Alto kanainua mguu kanasema na soprano "wacha utanimalisa". Purado ata ndio anaongesa mafuta saidi.

Sijui wamefanyana nini lakini purado ingechukua tu rika yake. Ingekua ni ile defender ikona chuma maduong hangejaribu hii upus.

Xtrail nayo ukigonga namna hii inakuachia laana. Utakua unashinda garaj k**a spanner number 17.

Sijapenda vile kadudu imetambaliswa. Wacha nitafute JALO (Jevanjee Angry Loyas) warepresent Alto buana.

10/07/2026

Hapana chesa na hii kitu buana. Inacheleweshanga kila function ya body na kufanya mix up ingine hatari.

Ukiiwekelea namna hii unaskia kuhara, ukienda kufika choo unaskia kususu. Ukiingia hakuna kitu inatoka, tena unaskia kutapika buana. Yaani siku mzima hakuna kitu utafanya isipokua kuzunguka k**a kuku mgeni.

Iko Vijana wengine pale Bunyore wanamix na mefi ya ndof na wanaongesa v power buana. Ukiiwekelea hivi unaona kabaka mutesa 1 in 4K. Hapa mtu asipokuchuna maskio unakua wasim kabisa, chesa.

10/07/2026

Pale Zambia karibu Vice President aende sayun buana. Bahati amepata wakàrūmazìrà akiwa amelala athawais mambo ingekua hatari saidi.

Now, the Vice President Mutale Nalumango was accompanied by other 7 passengers. Walikua pale Nakonde kwa border ya TZ na Zambia na kampein zilikua zimechacha.

The video shows the chopper dancing to Sankalewa tunes with Shumileta the drumist saying "siku njema haionekani leo". Chopa kuamka tu namna hii ikakumbuka Isaac Newtons' law of gravity na ikaanza kurudi chini.

Pale ground imepita na miti za mapera k**a zote, sijui nugu zitakula nini this season. Kila mtu ametoka salama salmin.

Tununue chopa mpya jameni tuwachane na hizi mzee.

10/07/2026

Discovery imekaa chini ata ukipewa bure it is veri veri important ukatae abadan katan. Utakua unaamka saa tisa minyoo zikiwika k**a jogoo ju umesahau kukula buana.

Ata k**a ukona disposable income you will not be spared. Discovery loves those one who think they can raise the dead. Utatengenesa air suspensions alafu dashboard iwake k**a gikomba. Every sensor in that mkangafu will fail na sio pesa kidogo.

Yaani hii gari is the real kona stone the builders rejected ju sio mcheso. It is the weapon formed against you.

Ukitaka discovery chukua tu mpya and enjoy, hii ikona mashida mingi imeshinda wengine wacha. Were others have failed hapana jaribu, you will see dust buana.

Let the ones who haven't discovered themselves do so by buying a dead Discovery.

Elimon paraguii

10/07/2026

Ona kijana yetu Aduol vile anafanya mambo msuri msuri pale US of A. A fighter jet has his name inscribed from today. Beutiful scenes buana.

And don't confuse this one na yenye inachorwa kwa matatu ama jela. Ndio hiyo jina iwekwe hapo sio mcheso, lasma uwe distinguished personnel mwenye amejituma k**a bei ya super petrol.

The jet looks like a Super Hornet na ni hatari k**a iligoo konekshon ya stima mangai. Iko ingine inakuanga imechorwa mdomo ya shark inaachilianga korumbushta namna hatari.

Hiyo jet ikaingia hapa kwetu ata hatuwezi iona ama kuidetect. Tutapata niws kule kwa Larry Madowo akisema ilipiga lap tano na ikarudi base Virginia.

Hapana chesa.

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